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Cesar

A person who is a bit queerish and that can be total asshole. He sucks at tennis and licks my balls for a living.
Oh man, I don't want to hang out with that guy! He is a total Cesar!
by JRTee Man June 12, 2013
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cesar

mexican jew that is so cheap he can't even pay for the company he bought. when he gets angry his eyes bulge out of his skull and his teeth grind like clutch. he beats his chest like a gorila then goes home and beats his gorilla wife. he thinks hes a big shot in his big dumb red truckkk but nobody gives a fuckkk. hes got more kids than a sock got holes. he wants a fortune but all he got was a cookie in emily.
Employee: yo Cesar how bout a coffee?

Cesar: LOL I CANT AFFORD THAT GET OUTTA MY OFFICE
by TTom October 16, 2012
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little Caesars

men that are hot and ready...
"Gustavo is a little Caesars...well maybe a third of the time"
by that compact bitch October 25, 2017
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julio cesar

A guy who loves to smoke . always has a girlfriend & is very tall with a little mustache.
Look at Julio Cesar smoking that fat ass blunt!
by laughsalways126 December 21, 2016
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Cesar

a fat person who eats alot and plays black ops all the time and his dad beats him in the shower
That dude is so cesar .
Hey are yu Cesar?
by shaplapo April 27, 2011
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ceasar salad

is when you go down on a girl not knowing that she squirts and she orgasms squirts all over your face and you vomit in her vagina...
dude I totally created a ceasar salad last night!
by shane's February 4, 2008
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Cesar

A smug arrogant prick who impregnates his underage girlfriend and then has to give up his Ivy League beaner scholarship to come back home and get a job he isn't qualified for at the company his beaner-baby-momma's father works at.
Man, Cesar really screwed up when he got that chick knocked up, but it will be ok because soon he will be the boss of all these people that hate him at his new job.
by Servilius Casca November 4, 2012
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