shity book

Also known as Romeo and Juliet

Teacher: Ok class today we will start reading Romeo and Juliet

Class: *Groan* That's such a shity book

by ObtainedYeti December 15, 2017

Book Depression

After you've finished reading a phenomenal book you feel lost and melancholic. You want the characters, time, places, and the whole lot to keep going forever like a sitcom or a weekly skit. A book that becomes a part of your life, those are the best kind.

After taking the place card out, Zazzy was suddenly struck with book depression. How would she ever go on without her companions keeping her afloat?

by Zazzy June 2, 2017

Book of lemons

Something that is physically or mentally hitting you.

#1. (John walk’s into a room) John: wow that fresh air hit me like a book of lemons.

#2. Stacy Hit someone in the face like a book of lemons

by I like lemons February 2, 2022

The Quote Book

"The Quote Book" is a quote book written by WilburSoot (YouTube/Twitch star), which contains funny quotes and sayings said by TommyInnit (YouTube/Twitch star). Over the months, Wilbur has collected quite a few, with most of them being slightly embarrassing (on Tommy's part) catchphrases.

From MCC 4: "Just killed a woman, feeling good"
"That's going in the Quote Book!"
*A lot of laughing*

by TempoBerrily January 13, 2021

book dumb

the opposite of book smart, the culmination of not going to school for a long time but not necessarily the opposite of street smart

I'm thinking about going back to college after just working for the last 11 years but I might have gotten too book dumb.

by Lo fo Sho September 7, 2010

Book Alarm

Similar to the common alarm clock it is designed to wake up the recipient; the main difference being that a book is used (as opposed to a shotgun) by a second person and most commonly with a great deal of force. It is similar to a cock slap except that the relevant genitalia is replaced with a large book.

Christoph was asleep in Geography so I used the old book alarm to get him up.

by 5f17dd871da April 2, 2010

going book

When you whisper longingly into your significant others genitalia.

I was going book on my wife last night after dinner.

by Hairy ballsac July 15, 2021