n. Self-explanatory.
Blunted Wanderer
One (under the influence of marijuana) who wanders outside aimlessly out of bordom.
In most cases, a blunted wanderer is
a. Looking around, distracted by every movement/sound.
b. Looking down, paranoid that everyone around him/her knows.
Blunted Wanderer
One (under the influence of marijuana) who wanders outside aimlessly out of bordom.
In most cases, a blunted wanderer is
a. Looking around, distracted by every movement/sound.
b. Looking down, paranoid that everyone around him/her knows.
SWIM is such a blunted wanderer.
SWIM went outside and looked at squirrels for like ... an hour once.
SWIM went outside and looked at squirrels for like ... an hour once.
by sho9 May 11, 2011
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Bluh-nt_Sah-lad
Noun
1. Also referred to as a "Blunt Smoothie," a Blunt Salad is a cigarillo which has been split open and emptied, or it may also be a regular Blunt wrap ready to be used. This is then filled with a combination of different types of Marijuana and as long as there are three or more kinds of Marijuana being used you have successfully made a "Blunt Salad," the number three is important though! Any less is just a combo Blunt.
Bluh-nt_Sah-lad
Noun
1. Also referred to as a "Blunt Smoothie," a Blunt Salad is a cigarillo which has been split open and emptied, or it may also be a regular Blunt wrap ready to be used. This is then filled with a combination of different types of Marijuana and as long as there are three or more kinds of Marijuana being used you have successfully made a "Blunt Salad," the number three is important though! Any less is just a combo Blunt.
-"this is a mighty fine Blunt Salad we've got here boys! I'm glad we had variety today so we could feast upon this green goodness, truly a gift from the gods. Hercules himself would be tamed by this here bleezy. Hakuna Matata gents."
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Don't worry I made a holy blunt while you were sleeping.
Don't worry I made a holy blunt while you were sleeping.
by Billcosbyeatme January 22, 2021
Get the Holy Blunt mug.A spliff-joint attached to the end of a blunt, creating a smoking experience that transitions from joint to spliff to blunt. Can be quite large, and typically require a number of folks to finish.
You wanna smoke a jiffy-blunt? I just got all this dank bud and wanna role it up for everyone
Yeah man, that sounds dope. I'll roll the spliff-joint, you role the blunt.
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Yeah man, that sounds dope. I'll roll the spliff-joint, you role the blunt.
Indeed, we did win sectionals.
by VC-MUNX June 6, 2011
Get the Jiffy-Blunt mug.- When you smoke so much weed that your stuck & can't move or very slow in speech or movement. Your basically Gone & out of it.
Oh shit man that is some good weed, i cant even move. It feels like i'm in a Blunt Coma.
Dammmnn yo look at him, he looks lost. Snap out of that Blunt Coma.
She smoked so much weed she looks like a zombie.
Dammmnn yo look at him, he looks lost. Snap out of that Blunt Coma.
She smoked so much weed she looks like a zombie.
by Tiffany Cash January 1, 2012
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ex)
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"I got u bruh"
*2 mins later*
"yo where the joint at cuz"
"immmm sooo highhhh ahahah"
"bruh you a blunt ogre fr smh"
"Ight dog lemme drop a load right quick, hold this L"
"I got u bruh"
*2 mins later*
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"immmm sooo highhhh ahahah"
"bruh you a blunt ogre fr smh"
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