n. Self-explanatory.
Blunted Wanderer
One (under the influence of marijuana) who wanders outside aimlessly out of bordom.
In most cases, a blunted wanderer is
a. Looking around, distracted by every movement/sound.
b. Looking down, paranoid that everyone around him/her knows.
Blunted Wanderer
One (under the influence of marijuana) who wanders outside aimlessly out of bordom.
In most cases, a blunted wanderer is
a. Looking around, distracted by every movement/sound.
b. Looking down, paranoid that everyone around him/her knows.
SWIM is such a blunted wanderer.
SWIM went outside and looked at squirrels for like ... an hour once.
SWIM went outside and looked at squirrels for like ... an hour once.
by sho9 May 11, 2011
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Yeah man, that sounds dope. I'll roll the spliff-joint, you role the blunt.
Indeed, we did win sectionals.
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ex)
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*2 mins later*
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Bluh-nt_Sah-lad
Noun
1. Also referred to as a "Blunt Smoothie," a Blunt Salad is a cigarillo which has been split open and emptied, or it may also be a regular Blunt wrap ready to be used. This is then filled with a combination of different types of Marijuana and as long as there are three or more kinds of Marijuana being used you have successfully made a "Blunt Salad," the number three is important though! Any less is just a combo Blunt.
Bluh-nt_Sah-lad
Noun
1. Also referred to as a "Blunt Smoothie," a Blunt Salad is a cigarillo which has been split open and emptied, or it may also be a regular Blunt wrap ready to be used. This is then filled with a combination of different types of Marijuana and as long as there are three or more kinds of Marijuana being used you have successfully made a "Blunt Salad," the number three is important though! Any less is just a combo Blunt.
-"this is a mighty fine Blunt Salad we've got here boys! I'm glad we had variety today so we could feast upon this green goodness, truly a gift from the gods. Hercules himself would be tamed by this here bleezy. Hakuna Matata gents."
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