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buffer bars

device used with skill to shine an old vagina - similar to the tools to shine shoes
I fucked Jon Gosselin last night and had to used the buffer bars to clean my dirty pussy
by AJandKiawna November 12, 2009
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The Buffer

The last big fart right before you have to take a shit. Usually smells worse than the actual shit. Generally this is the last sign that an oncoming shit is inevitable and imminent. A slow, controlled walk to the nearest shitter may be required.
by Oregon Hillbilly November 9, 2010
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buffer

A word used on the TV series "The Riches" used to describe non-travelers. Buffer is a corruption of the word buffoon which in turn may originate from the old Italian "buffare", meaning to puff out one's cheeks.
I stole that buffers keys.
I don't go to buffer facilities like public school.
by CharlieG May 1, 2008
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buffer girl

A buffer girl refers to a woman who you have sex with only because you need to lose your virginity and gain sexual experience for later female encounters.
Bob: Golly, I really wanna fuck Sally George, but I'm a virgin, and don't want to make a total wet rag outta myself while penetrating her.
George: Geepers bob, you should go with that buffer girl Susan, so that next time Sally asks you to put your penis in her vagina, you'll be ready.
by Dickly Bob August 24, 2006
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KFC Buffet

Obviously, a KFC Buffet. It contains all the stuff off the menu. Except for the popcorn chicken bowl or w/e the hell it's called and the macaroni. You have to get your own ass up and get it.
True Facts: There is one located in Flagstaff, Arizona. There should be a KFC Buffet located in Phoenix. Black people be getting the shit out of it.
by M@t and Mia November 2, 2009
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Buffer Friend

A friend that in order to hang out with, you need another, closer friend to be there.
Michelle is a buffer friend. I need Andrea there before I will hang out with her.
by Yaid February 4, 2012
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Biffed it

To completely wreck a plan or goal
When you tell your girlfriend you'll pick her up for a romantic dinner and desert ( ;) )and completely forget her.
" ya biffed it bud!"
by Simple.life January 3, 2015
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