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Bark and Ride

Noun and verb. A dogging site (outdoor sex venue) or the act of visiting a spot where dogging takes place.
Noun example: Friday night again! I know, I'll mug a couple of old ladies to pay for a greasy lamb donor and a 6-pack of Special Brew then I'll bury my bone at the local Bark and Ride on my way home.

Verb example: Let's bark an' ride, bitch! Sniff, sniff ..woof, woof!
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The Dogs Were Barking

An excuse for anything, whether someone lost in a game or did something stupid, it can be used whenever. No dogs have to be present nor does anything play part in the mishap, it is simply a phrase meant to be used when you want to make an excuse or a defense for something. Originated from Simi Valley
John: I wrecked you in basketball! You suck!
Nico: The dogs were barking! That was it!
John: Mhm sure they were!

Greg: Haha how did you trip on that rock?
James: The dogs were barking, so I didn't see it!
by PandaQ00 November 13, 2011
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All Bark no Bite

Dillon Talks alot of shit but landed a total of 9 punches. hes All bark no bite
by BizmoF October 14, 2023
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All bite no bark

It is an idiom in which

1. This person can and will hurt you, and they will do it with out you knowing.

Or

2. This person is dangerous and menacing, and does their action without warning or knowing.

This is the absolute difference of all bark no bite
Bro this guy went up behind me and almost body slammed me, luckily I was able to escape but that man did it with no warning.

Bro he really does all bite no bark.
by Brains/clever November 7, 2023
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do it bark?

A question one asks when inquiring about the primal tendencies of a woman’s genitalia.
I saw you from across the bar.. I have to know, do it bark?
by Godawgs2024 January 1, 2024
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Barking like dog

When a person is sick and coughs very loudly. Often used by Bahamians to compare the cough to the bark of a mutt.
“Wow, Shelly! You catch a cold aye? You barking like dog!”
by mangoskingyal January 6, 2024
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Jamaican Barking Spider

A mythical creature on which loud farts are blamed.
Example:
*BRRRRRAP*
Dave: “Jimmy bro did you just bust ass?”
Jimmy: “Wasn’t me bro. Must be a Jamaican Barking Spider in the room.”
by Three Seventeen April 8, 2023
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