When someone's laughing so hard they shut their eyes and have a hard time breathing and they literally drop on the floor and have a sore mouth from wheezing too much 10 minutes later.
Person 1: *Wheezes from an unfunny joke they heard one hour ago*
Person 2: I think he's having a Lung Attack.
Person 2: I think he's having a Lung Attack.
by A Really Normal Person April 11, 2023
Get the Lung Attackmug. You are attacked by life when anything and everything that could go wrong, does go wrong because you're one cursed motherfucker.
Abeey walked down the street and was attacked by a dog, pissed on by a tramp and walked into a lamppost. That bitch is attacked by life
by alexhasabadpseudonym July 2, 2011
Get the Attacked By Lifemug. When you are overstaffed at a workplace that requires a uniform involving khaki pants, thus overwhelmed by the light-tan color.
by Miss Nicks June 17, 2018
Get the Khak Attackmug. The feeling in the back of one's mind that gives them the sudden and violent urge to delete ALL of their emails. This urge is almost impossible to resist.
by your boiyo December 4, 2016
Get the Khillary Attackmug. When a skank decides to attack you with her skank friends.
angry skank + angry skank group of female friends= skank attack!
Once you have made the main leader skank angry it is best to walk away at a steady pace and not run, if you run the skank group will call you names and make sure you get all the verbal abuse and finger pushes to get you to crack.
angry skank + angry skank group of female friends= skank attack!
Once you have made the main leader skank angry it is best to walk away at a steady pace and not run, if you run the skank group will call you names and make sure you get all the verbal abuse and finger pushes to get you to crack.
Skank girl walks into a bar and asks a guy to buy her a drink because she's an easy target.
Guy rejects skank...
skank gets squad of skanks to approach you..
Guy walks away when he notices he is about to be skank attacked.
Guy rejects skank...
skank gets squad of skanks to approach you..
Guy walks away when he notices he is about to be skank attacked.
by Cuddles the killer bear October 24, 2010
Get the Skank Attackmug. Not to be confused with shark attack
Shnart attack is a complex combination of shit, fart, sneeze, and heart attack. Similarly to a shart they are all combined because they happen simultaneously or because of each other.
One sneezes and the resulting abdominal pressure leads to a powerful fart that quickly is recognised as a shart, the pure terror of which triggers cardiac arrest.
Shnart attack is a complex combination of shit, fart, sneeze, and heart attack. Similarly to a shart they are all combined because they happen simultaneously or because of each other.
One sneezes and the resulting abdominal pressure leads to a powerful fart that quickly is recognised as a shart, the pure terror of which triggers cardiac arrest.
Chill, just because you failed the final is no reason to have a shnart attack.
Didn't you hear? Jerry has been in the hospital for a week after he had a shnart attack.
Didn't you hear? Jerry has been in the hospital for a week after he had a shnart attack.
by ShadoOfLight December 11, 2019
Get the Shnart Attackmug. when you go to hit the shift key but accidentaly pressing the caps lock button instead, making all typed letters capitalized giving the essence that what you typed or texted would be considered "yelling"
Dude #1: "WHATZ UP BRO!!!???
Dude #2: "Why are you yelling?
Dude #1: "Oh lol sorry, i was caps attacked"
Dude #2: "Why are you yelling?
Dude #1: "Oh lol sorry, i was caps attacked"
by mr.dude-guy June 20, 2010
Get the caps attackmug.