Period monster

Something you call women when they are really mad to calm them down. Should always be used if you have an upset wife/girlfriend.

My girl was being all mad and attacking me, so I called her a period monster and she settled down and started feeding me grapes.

by Tyler Peniston June 3, 2020

Anal period

When you've been drinkin' well liqour and Schlitz for days on end and you finally have to take a shit. When you sit down on the toilet and your asshole explodes with straight nasty brown liquid. Nothing solid, just liquid shit splatter all over the place.

Hey girl, I finally got my anal period today!

by Mr. McGigglepuff November 30, 2011

Period Drill

A drill one can undergo with their pre-teen daughter to prepare for the onset of menses.

I thought my daughter was having her period, so we did a period drill. Turns out she wasn't, but now we know exactly what to do.

by productman July 16, 2016

Periodic Table

An amazing table of elements that shows Hydrogen (element 1) to Oganesson (element 118). The farther to the right and up you go on the table, the less reactive elements typically get.

I have the periodic table on my wall.

by Jqoi Zunderlat November 16, 2020

hot period

Spicy period that has hot chilli pepper and is contagious to all thottt in the land. Some would say “ damn did you see Jennifer she’s s p I c y “

#guy one: “Susan got a case of the spicy last night and John didn’t know what to do”
#guy two:” s p i c y”
Hot period: a period above 25 degrees

by Hot whamen November 26, 2017

5th period

shit

I hate 5th period

by no reeal name, just me February 15, 2022

perma-period

A condition existing in women, consisting of a state of constant irritation and an excessive amount of anger. usually directed at males that are in close relationship with the victim.

PMS symptoms that don't seem to go away.

your girlfriend is always so mean to you. she must have perma-period.

by fliggs January 1, 2008