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postfix spoiler alert

An acknowledgment of a spoiler very much like a spoiler alert except that it's provided after rather than before the spoiler in question. See, for example, the Dinosaur Comics strip for April 15, 2011.

By extension, any would-be warning preceded by the thing it's supposed to warn against.
"So then Snape kills Dumbledore. That's a particularly infamous spoiler." "Nice postfix spoiler alert, you numskull." / A week after the drop deadline, the registrar told me I was taking the wrong classes and wouldn't be able to graduate till next semester. Talk about a postfix spoiler alert! Does he think I'm Merlin or something?
by Subsequence May 5, 2011
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noise-alert

What you say to others in your vicinity prior to making a loud/shrill sound with the equipment you're working with; the purpose is to avoid startling them by verbally notifying them of the impending noise so that they can momentarily "brace themselves in expectation", plus it gives them a chance to either cover their ears or move further away if they wish.
Tire-shop employee, preparing to re-seat a tire-bead onto the rim: Okay, everybody --- noise-alert! (Tire pops deafeningly but nobody jumps, then they all placidly resume their light conversations while waiting for the wheel to finish being prepared.)
by QuacksO October 13, 2018
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Loser alert

A phrase that bullies say when confronting a loser.

The phrase is said by an NPC named "Katie" in the In the original su tart sad story Roblox game. However, the game is currently shut down as of November 2020.
*Sees an innocent little kid* LOSER ALERT!
by im short November 9, 2020
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Dark alert

When you take a picture (alone or with others) and you can't see your self because your too dark
Girl: hey,did you see the dark alert I pose pied
Girl: no,but I wouldn't see it anyways
by Lolqueenbee May 28, 2015
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Curb Alert

term for a man or woman that has been used up.
"look at the curb alert" due to the fact that the only way someone will want them is if they are on the curb for free.
by Vermcat August 31, 2023
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Miku Alert

A missing 17-year-old VocaloidHatsune Miku” was abducted by Eugene H. Krabs ant Bikini Bottom, also known as Miku Alert.
“Eugene Krabs abducts her when Miku Alert started at the Bikini Bottom, when the Miku alert stops, she found safe at the Bikini Bottom Police Department.”

“Miku Alert is Amber Alert
by cara2010 July 22, 2025
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