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Albert

Albert looooves to be the center of attention especially at parties where he tend to get very drunk.

He will also not hesitate to make a move on a girl when drunk, so look out ladies, be careful.

Generally Albert thinks he is the hottest dude in the room, most do sadly disagree and tries to avoid his drunk horny ass.

If you ever choose to date an Albert you have to know that their ability to communicate is non-existing.
"Oh who is that guy needing acceptance from everyone, acting all tough?"
"It's just that clumsy guy Albert"
by allforgiven May 29, 2022
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Albert

Jaj tvox yez
Esh qorox

Yeqa xer uni
Albert
by Grnoooo November 22, 2021
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Albert

It is an evolution of the homosapiens discretus. As you get distracted a lot, he attacks you from behind with his 3cm penis. He is a bit homosexual and transgender.
by ..red flags.. November 24, 2021
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Albert Boorla

A boorish vax nazi screwing everybody up the ass with poison vaccines
Albert Boorla make over 24 million dollars in stock options during the plandemic
by D Flawless March 18, 2022
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Albert

Liz's property
Albert belongs to lizi
by Assxrack April 23, 2022
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Albert

Albert of Arseholes, collective noun arsehole
From Day in the Life Beatles, '...how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall'. Apparently John Lennon referenced the number of seats in the Hall (4000), hence bums on seats.
"That's a proper Albert of Arseholes" (with reference to a group of pissed lads maybe)
by Googoomuck February 10, 2020
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