I ain't yo' baby's daddy!

Phrase often used by black men when confronted by a pregnant woman, who usually wants child support.
Shaniqua: "Yo Tyreek where you been? I need some huggies up in hurr!"

Tyreek: "Hey bitch I ain't yo' baby's daddy! Back off my koolaid"
by Caleb Ross October 08, 2006
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One day, a Christian extremist fundie lady made the mistake of preaching to a group of students, and threatening them with hell. One of the students had enough of her non-sense and decided to do something quite strange and unpredictable. He approached her and shouted "You ain't got no pancake mix!" and other variations of the phrase repeatedly. Every time she opened her mouth, he would interrupt her, similar to Kanye West.

The reason for him deciding to say that is unknown. One can assume that he simply chose the phrase at random. Whatever the reason for him saying it, he managed to upset the lady. Lulz ensued.
Fundie lady: Repent or you'll go to hell. Jesus cries when you fap. Blahblahblahblah...

Kid: You ain't got no pancake mix!

Fundie lady: In the Bib-....

Kid: THERE AIN'T NO PANCAKE MIX IN THERE!!!!1

Fundie Lady: Stop shouti-...

Kid: YOU'RE DECEIVING THESE PEOPLE!!1 THERE AIN'T NO PANCAKE MIX IN THERE!!1

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I ain't got a fucking clue

Phrase used by simpletons across the globe when confronted with a simple challenge. Often this stupidity can be faked, and the use of this phrase can become a cop out.
1st person - Can you help me with this task
2nd person - Don't ask me. I ain't got a fucking clue about none of that shit

1st person - Can you tell me how to do something
2nd person - I ain't got a fucking clue
by L-S-D October 05, 2005
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i ain't fucking wit you

I'm not playing with you or I'm not being with your any more
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Johnny: Josh, I want you tonight!
Josh: Whoa, you might want me, but i ain't swinging off that side of the plate, you know what im saying.
by Slyer123 October 09, 2009
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I ain't never seen the beat

To think someone or something is acting crazy and/or abnormal and be at a loss of words about it.

Same asthat beats all
When Scotty and Cody were acting bipolar and nuts, Gina said " I ain't never seen the beat."
by Kerry G. and Regina W. October 11, 2007
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Ain't no fo jap co!

The literal translation is "Don't bring the hubcap to Hubcap Joe's". The popular phrase was coined by Walter Beans while he was attempting to express his opinion on a certain matter of importance, and accidentally slipped into his native tongue, an English dialect referred to as Walleney.
Person 1:
Look! I found a hubcap! Let's bring it to Hubcap Joe's!

Person 2:
Ain't no fo jap co!
by Alopecoid October 07, 2004
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