Amish Donut

After you build your own bed, she jerks you off like she's churning butter, right before you shoot a load in her fart box. Amen.

Miss Julie says if I build her a barn, I'll get an Amish Donut for all my hard work later.

Was about to tongue punch her fart box, when I realized somebody had already given her an Amish Donut. Couldn't quite figure out how this new bed got here, until I witnessed the donut.

by PhuggedUpPham October 10, 2018

Amish girl

To be an Anna wearing a bandana talkin to Santa licking a banana

Amish girl grabbing those bananas from a tree in the forest

by Wack tush June 24, 2019

Amish Surfboarding

Titty fucking your flat-chested second cousin

Also known as “Riding an Amish Surfboard”

Dude, Elijah was Amish Surfboarding at his family reunion last weekend.

by Buford Turnipseed June 27, 2019

Amish Surfboard

A flat chested 2nd cousin, particularly one that you have titty fucked, or have interest in titty-fucking.

Dude, I totally rode a Amish Surfboard at my family reunion last weekend.

by Buford Turnipseed June 27, 2019

ammish

1. Someone who attempts to be a smartass but is too dumb to actually succeed.
2. Someone who holds a stupid, illegitimate or completely baseless opinion with a perplexing amount of self-righteousness.

Guy1: Yea, batman is my favorite Marvel comic.
Guy2: Why?
Guy1: Because of his super powers.
Guy2: You're such an ammish bro!

Guy1: I dont know if what I witnessed was amazingly stupid or just ammish.

by FizzyBuzzy October 9, 2019

Amish

He’s not male. HE is not a female. HE is an IT.

What is Amish?

by Trump representative November 4, 2019

Amish Broomstick

Getting pegged by a girl in a barn in Lancaster County, PA with hand powered tools.

"We were on our way to Shady Maple when she gave me the Amish Broomstick"

by Boathouse drinking November 30, 2019