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Mysterious legend

A menacing legend about a mythical beast. The beast liked music and danced to the rhytms but the songs were later found out to his random beeping and booping combined with sounds like "oouh" or "aaau" and many others. He also liked playing a game which controlled what seemed to be a lego man in modern days context. He likes to destroy everything he sees and would not hesitate to slapp with his big fat ass hand. If something was living, friendly or not the beast does big slapp on it. That's all researchers have found on this topic. Not known much about it, they decided to call this the mysterious legend. This legend, one of the most mysterious ones out there remains unsolved.
It can be used randomly to confuse people.
Person 1 "hi how's it going billy"
Person 2 "have you heard about the mysterious legend?"
Person 1 "what is the mysterious legend"
Person 2" the mysterious legend? You don't know? Search it in the urban dictionary"
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Legend of Captiva

Long long ago on mount olympis Captiva was forged by Zeus him self, who gave it to Moses on a stone tablet, who threw it at napoleon, who lost it in a game of cards to Michael Phelps, who used it to swim across the Atlantic and the then sold it to Amelia Earhart for a subway contract, where it was lost at sea along with Amelia, when years later Lara Croft found it in a tomb along side a pile of left socks and my academy award for best speech, then Lara took the Captiva and placed it under Dr. Nagata's pillow where he descovered it the next morning.
by Chad A.W. June 23, 2011
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Dilaps Legend

Surveyor or other peoples who help landlords of properties recover money owed to them for repairs, decorating and more.
Mark: You cannot make us pay a bean cuz.
Pav: Sit back down, we has done the work and you gonna pay up. We is dilaps legends!
Mark: No way.... damm.
by Surveyingcuz October 9, 2023
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Corner of Legends

Where washed up, ex-legends go to cry
(whispered) Look at them in the corner of legends, isn't it sad...!?
by AnotherUniqueClone September 19, 2015
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marvel legend

morbius is a marvel legend. morbius
Me: i want to do naughty things to marvel legend weiner
by MORB MASTER June 6, 2022
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skiwee legend

an unbelieveable high, only achieved from the best bud.
On a scale of 1 to skiwee legend, how high are you?
by LLLLLYDIAAAAAAA June 15, 2010
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spicy legend

How funny is tasha?
Yeah shes such a spicy legend
by Gashatasha February 23, 2021
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