albany basketball association

a bunch of sensitive pricks

imagine being around albany basketball association members

by andsuch123 January 16, 2023

Basketball Handles

when a mf tries to basically break your leg by simply putting the ball under his leg

Me: Bro this guy thinks hes good he does not have Basketball Handles. Let me teach him a lesson *puts ball under leg back and forth*
Person: *somehow falls to the ground*
Crowd:*yooo he just got his ankles broke*

by Addi is a Baddie45 December 8, 2022

basketball

1. a game which involves lots of jamming of the fingers and being too short to make the ball anywhere close to the net

2. a sphere of the color orange that has a very strong urge to jam fingers

Josh: Bro! Lets go play some basketball
Andrew: As long as it wont jam my fingers!

by lol_whatismylife December 9, 2017

obnoxious basketball guy

some guy who is obsessed with basketball. their favorite month is march because of march madness. when their team gets a goal it comes close to getting a goal, they get super loud. when confronted about their obsession, they get super defensive about it.

obnoxious basketball guy: WOOOO PURDUE WON!

hobo 2: stfu

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 24, 2024

clipper basketball

A fast paced up style of play reminiscent of the show time Lakers of the 80's. Led by Chris Paul and Blake Griffin, this dynamic team is set to be remembered for ages. Laker fans should be afraid. Very afraid. Especially any Laker fan going by the name of "Black Mamba" or "Kris" as this is associated with a person long since past their prime. Much like that loser ball hog Kobe. Clipper basketball should only be enjoyed by people that like watching exciting players. People who root for crappy teams just because they once had Shaq, need not apply. Clipper basketball fans don't root for laundry. Their time is now!!!!!

Wow, what a game! Did you see that dunk by Blake?
No I was just watching Kobe flop on the ground for 40 minutes.
Oh, then you weren't watching Clipper basketball like me!

by Special Sticky January 8, 2015

basketball

it’s a boring back and forth game filled with mindless plays and flopping. On top of all that it’s over hyped as hell, you’ll see one of the centers pull a decent dunk and then the whole nba fan base will go crazy about it for the next 6 days. The hype of basketball is way exaggerated and other sports are more worth while to watch.

Hobo 1: basketball is overrated

Hobo 2: Finally your correct about something

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 15, 2024

watermelon basketball and kfc

Black People's life

*Online conversation in which no one knows the other skin color*
Jamal : Man i want to eat and play watermelon basketball and kfc
Other man : yup , you're black

by Ro0ul August 21, 2023