When you fuck someone and then throw them off a bridge after suggesting watching Harry Potter again.
by Tswill June 11, 2020
by Edwinh1309 May 11, 2020
A dirty jakob is an akward sex act in a fake fake taxi, where one moment the driver is wearing shades, and the other moment the 3 petite japanese girls are naked having an orgy while listening to hardstyle EDM
Guy nr 1: Hey bro, were you just driving with the 3 petite japanese girls?
Driver: sure did, did a dirty jakob
Guy nr 2: thats epic, no simping in here
Driver: sure did, did a dirty jakob
Guy nr 2: thats epic, no simping in here
by Wladax April 13, 2020
While the Menorah has its roots in Hebrew culture, religion, and lore, the dirty menorah has only recently made its way into the lexicon of sexual parlance. However, it has crossed over to become more secular in nature in that it is not only practiced by those of Hebrew ancestry and faith, but by members of various religions as well as agnostics, and atheists alike; it need not be hetero-specific. It is related to the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Rodriguez, and even more so to the Dirty Ash Wednesday, albeit borne of different religious doctrine.
In stark contrast to the Menorah, which bears a total of nine candles, only two participants are required to effect a ‘dirty menorah’, with the male (or one of the males if practiced by a non-hetero couple) serving as a sort of sexual shamash. For eight consecutive days, the ‘shamash’ has anal sex with his partner.
Each day, after having successfully nutted in the recipient’s ass, the shamash places an individual and distinct Hebrew-language character on the forehead of his partner using only his penis to write the character; the ‘ink’ with which the characters are written in this case being cock-borne ass-matter from the shamash’s dick. Contrast with Dirty Ash Wednesday.
In stark contrast to the Menorah, which bears a total of nine candles, only two participants are required to effect a ‘dirty menorah’, with the male (or one of the males if practiced by a non-hetero couple) serving as a sort of sexual shamash. For eight consecutive days, the ‘shamash’ has anal sex with his partner.
Each day, after having successfully nutted in the recipient’s ass, the shamash places an individual and distinct Hebrew-language character on the forehead of his partner using only his penis to write the character; the ‘ink’ with which the characters are written in this case being cock-borne ass-matter from the shamash’s dick. Contrast with Dirty Ash Wednesday.
“Ah, the dirty menorah…you know, last week I ran into my ex, and when I saw her, I couldn’t help but think of that vacation we took in the Bahamas where, over the course of eight nights, I painted her forehead with Hebrew characters using only my dick...best anal sex of my life, but she wouldn't leave the room.”
by justplainnuts December 02, 2009
Will do anything sexually for a quarter gram and a pack of menthols. Can often find the riding around the dope man, or stuffing all of their holes with a larger or below average sized penises
by Snikki Turtle January 19, 2018
by Chad the eskiho February 28, 2011
A girl who gets crazy. She’s the one who always throws parties and is the life of the party. She gets freaky in the bedroom and gives the best head. When she’s drunk there is no on e as loud or fun as her. She dances all night and looks for new boys to pray on. She is really sweet but if you cross her she will rip your head off.
Dirty Carolina came out tonight, she was crazy dude. I’ve never seen a girl have that much fun and you have no idea how it went in the bedroom.
by Jamie Kristoff April 15, 2020