common turd

Direct response to reply back to someone who calls you a douchebag, as use of the word douchebag has become so common place that the man or woman using the word has become such a plebeian pawn and hasn't realized this that they have most certainly become a common turd as a result.

Andrew: "You've been a passive/aggressive douchebag through this entire conversation!"

Mr. Jensen: "And seeing your chocie of words Andrew, you are obviously a common turd..."

by Seemerlin August 30, 2011

common sense

Something you don't have.

you: why am I searching common sense one urban dictionary?
me: because you don't have any

by astupidnincompoop November 15, 2022

half not in common

When you partially match with someone on a topic.

I love playing pool in suburban dive bars but my date just likes the bar so we had that half not in common.

by oldsheepie December 18, 2023

Common Grounds

Not just a bar, a cultural New York landmark.

Common Grounds hands down, equally ruined and made my life.

by common grounds February 16, 2022

common groin hat

A shared burden

“We were all stuck in that group project with Tom—it was a total common groin hat.”

by h2so4 sulfuric aciid June 4, 2025

commonable

a human specifically of the female gender that is attractive enough to blow your load on.

that slut over there is commonable!

by Joshua Wittenberg March 13, 2009

common demoninator

Bad traits which are consistent amongst members of a group Anything from the KKK to a group of depressed teens.

The members of the addiction support group all had a common demoninator

by Flynbourne August 15, 2024