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common turd

Direct response to reply back to someone who calls you a douchebag, as use of the word douchebag has become so common place that the man or woman using the word has become such a plebeian pawn and hasn't realized this that they have most certainly become a common turd as a result.
Andrew: "You've been a passive/aggressive douchebag through this entire conversation!"

Mr. Jensen: "And seeing your chocie of words Andrew, you are obviously a common turd..."
by Seemerlin August 30, 2011
mugGet the common turdmug.

common sense

you: why am I searching common sense one urban dictionary?
me: because you don't have any
by astupidnincompoop November 15, 2022
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half not in common

When you partially match with someone on a topic.
I love playing pool in suburban dive bars but my date just likes the bar so we had that half not in common.
by oldsheepie December 18, 2023
mugGet the half not in commonmug.

Common Grounds

Not just a bar, a cultural New York landmark.
Common Grounds hands down, equally ruined and made my life.
by common grounds February 16, 2022
mugGet the Common Groundsmug.

common groin hat

“We were all stuck in that group project with Tom—it was a total common groin hat.”
by h2so4 sulfuric aciid June 4, 2025
mugGet the common groin hatmug.

commonable

a human specifically of the female gender that is attractive enough to blow your load on.
that slut over there is commonable!
by Joshua Wittenberg March 13, 2009
mugGet the commonablemug.

common demoninator

Bad traits which are consistent amongst members of a group Anything from the KKK to a group of depressed teens.
The members of the addiction support group all had a common demoninator
by Flynbourne August 15, 2024
mugGet the common demoninatormug.

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