love you more that you thought i could

Fuck the serious shit out of you

Baby, I'm going to love you more that you thought I could.

by fail.goo April 4, 2015

You are what you eat

The proper response to anyone boasting about eating pussy

Lucas: "You won't BELIEVE how much pussy I be eatin'!"
Sarah: "I believe you eat a lot of pussy. They say, 'you are what you eat'."

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks July 28, 2019

what can you do if you get scammed

Here are a list of things to do if you get scammed:
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die

Friend 1: Bro, what can you do if you get scammed?

Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead

Friend 1: dead, next

Friend 2: tell ur pet rock

Friend 1: oh thanks mate!

by DaRealKey November 13, 2019

You Are What You Eat

The ultimate comeback to any roast. Even “your family tree LGBT” is left in the dust by this. When stated, the recipient explodes. So does one planet in our solar system. What planet explodes is chosen by the person that said this.

Frank: “You Pussy.”

Dave: “You are what you eat.”

Frank explodes, and so does Neptune.

by instagram @matte069 May 16, 2018

You think you savage

A phrase to use to annoy anyone specifically some one named Fabian

Fabian:hi guys what you doing

Bob and Brianna:YOU THINK YOU SAVAGE FOR THAT😹😹😹?

by Fabis August 25, 2020

“where you looking. where are you looking”

a funny phrase used by chunkz when he charted darkest mans neck off

“where you looking. where are you looking”

by Eskrillr September 9, 2020

you thought you couldn't focus?

when you are supposed to be doing work but you don't >:(

"do your work"
yeah thats not happening!

-plays games-

"YOU THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T FOCUS??"

by you heard me! >:( November 2, 2020