The Yankee carpet bang

typically used as a sex move in a Yankee basement by a young Yankininianite with his first girl...the progression
1.) he whips it out into her eye appologizes franticlly
2.) he then gets sucked off for a whole 10 seconds before almost blowing into her mouth
3.)pulls out and procedes to try and find her vagina but has not fucking clue whta the hell it looks like because he Likes the Yankess
Finnally 4.)he blows his load all over her mothers beautiful french rug after assuming it felt good enough to be the vagina....no where that was anywhere actually near the vaj.

Mike thought ha was the shit cause he got laid by a rug....the Yankee carpet bang

The Yankee carpet bang by Billiam1234987 February 13, 2008

Robin Yankee Pat 

A masturbator.

Etymology: actions that the masturbator executes throughout the four phases of the sexual response cycle: Rub (excitement) and yank (plateau), "eeee" (orgasm), pat (resolution).

Megan Fox was in the elevator when a creepy man walked in, rubbed his crotch as he stared at her legs. Then after a few minutes, he yanked his crotch, cried "eeee" as he climaxed. After he came and his buddy relaxed, he gave it a pat on the head and pushed in the center of his pants so it isn't noticable. Now every time Megan rides in an elevator, she will think of "Robin Yankee Pat".

Robin Yankee Pat by Nikos Demeterius March 13, 2010

Blankey Yankee 

An SO who steals all the blankeys, therefore deeming themselves a Blankey Yankee.

'I slept with Brenda last night, and let me tell you, she's a damn Blankey Yankee.'

Blankey Yankee by Poop12345!@#$% April 11, 2016

Sand Yankee 

A person from the American desert west with an accent can be mistaken for that of the northern Midwest or generic New England.

Person A: Is he from Cleveland?

Person B: No, New Mexico.
Person A: Oh, he's a Sand Yankee.

Sand Yankee by Southern Lexicon November 6, 2017

florida yankee 

A term most frequently used by other Southerners who aren't from Florida. It means the kinda guy you see drunk as hell in your local gas station who never shuts up about his long trip up I-95

"That car rolling around on the street with no driver has a Florida license plate. Must belong to that Florida Yankee inside the gas station."

florida yankee by Skeeter the beater March 27, 2018

Bog Yankee 

A New England Irish redneck typically from Connecticut but can also be from Rhode
Island and southeastern Massachusetts especially the Blackstone Valley.

Bog Yankees are descended from pre-famine laborers and are the black sheep of Irish American Society. They are characterized as "a bit dodgy"; impulsive folk with variable common sense, skilled with tools and building, clever speakers who reject modern trends,
typically hunt or fish and have no problems drinking beer that resembles a huge espresso.

They can found throughout their native range, usually in Irish American Homes, political quagmires, city police forces and REAL bars. Most avoid family history for good reason, but the term is used with pride, especially when mingling with Swamp Yankees.

“Gimp O’Riordan claims he’s a Kennedy but he’s all Bog Yankee”.

Bog Yankee by CaptFishyFingers February 6, 2019

No Yankee With No Brim

A new york yankees hat that doesn't exist with the brim cut off

Also available on ebay for very reasonable prices

Woah, No Yankee With No Brim!!!!

No Yankee With No Brim by Certified Loser May 26, 2020