Wing-mom

Using your mom (or the mom of a friend) as your "wingman" to pick up a girl at the bar. It works because you seem nice for taking a mom out to show her a nice time and your intentions could be nothing but good.

Joe: Hey did you bring a girl home last night I thought you were hanging out with your friend's mom while she was in town?

Phillip: Yeah, we went to a bar downtown and she was a fantastic wing-mom. The girl I was talking to thought it was sweet that I was showing my friend's mom around town.

by PhillipL April 27, 2009

half wing

half a kilo (500 grams) of cocaine

I gotta re-up. give me a half wing.half wing

by LLittlenicky47 August 2, 2008

Chicken Wing

The Chicken Wing originated in Akron, Ohio. This is a sexual act performed while in the doggy style position. The sneaky gentleman slips his left arm underneath the left armpit of his lover and stops at his elbow. Next, he brings his forearm back over top of his lover's shoulder and places the his open palm on the back of his lover's neck. Finally, passion ensues when the young gentleman pulls back and locks his arm, throwing his future ex-Wife's left arm into an inescapable lock causing a flailing motion representing a chicken wing.

I thought she'd totally love a good chicken wing. She told me to get the fuck out.

by Skinny McChin April 6, 2009

left wing

More than a simple position in the game of hockey. A more liberal political person.

I may be right-handed, but I'm a left wing.

by The Pittsburgher October 19, 2004

wing gal

Similar to the word Wing man but it's a babe. This is in no way an escort service. The Wing Gal is to provide a man with a female companion as an icebreaker to meeting other women.

with my wing girl running icebreaker I'm sure to land that

by Yul September 3, 2005

el wingador

a method of descreetly feeling a woman's breast at a bar by placing your hand on your hip and turning so that your elbow brushes her chest.

Chad: "Watch this, I am gonna see if this chicks tits are real."
Pedro: "What?"
Chad (doing the motion and feeling up girl): "That's why they call me el wingador!"
Pedro: "Well are they real then?"
Chad (with shit eating grin): "Affirmative!"

by Pete Dick February 28, 2008

Opera Winfrey

Goddess of America and Cheeseburgers, her worshippers normally consist of Women in the age group of 40+ and confused teenage boys and girls. Opera controls all of America, she has more power than the Senate, House of Representatives, and President, the world buys what she tells them too and would kill for her, only if she says it's good for anti-aging or health though. One example of this is the sudden popularity of Skype and The Container Store in the world and also the sudden loss of support for Puppy mills. Opera also loves food.

Many mothers have painted images of Opera with the words "Obey" following on their children's ceilings to remind them who their true God is. Opera will reign forever and when she dies a Robot will be made that resembles her that will continue her legacy, for Opera shall never die.

Older Woman 1: Did hear about the picture of Opera that got on the web?

Older Woman 2: Yes, she was ROFLEWing, three people saw it, they laughed and instantly died.

Older Woman 1: HAIL OPERA WINFREY!

by Tyler Tomasexy May 5, 2009