Falcon wine

the term used to describe the use of a wine bottle for mass destruction, similar to falcon punch made famous by Captain Falcon however with the addition of a wine bottle
Dan: FALCON PUNCH!!!!
Jordan: *grabs bottle*
Dan: OH SHI-
Jordan: FALCON WINE!!!!

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by chode in the hole June 11, 2009
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Wine Line

1. A line of wine bottles, amassed from several nights of drunken debauchery.

2. A helpline concerning wine: where to buy it, how to drink it, what to do without it, etc.
Got problems with wine? Want to drink some right now? Wife not understand your wine addiction? We do!
Call the wine line for hours of wine-related chat and fun.

WINE everything....?
WINE wine...?
by WINE Susie...? June 30, 2005
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southern wine

Grape juice and vodka. Created at Georgia Southern University, it is guaranteed to get her in bed.
I made her a southern wine, and she took her pants off in two minutes.
by GATA April 06, 2014
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wine flu

result of a woman drinking way too much wine. Leads to a miserable whining sow the next morning!
What happened to your missus gav? She looks like shit this morning and hasn't stopped whining!

Yep, she has wine flu - drank 3 bottles of red last night!
by gammagav July 15, 2009
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wine stain

Got a wine stain on his face.
The guy with the wine stain.
by Fuzz Tone March 10, 2023
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milk wine

pure dung. it is a war crime in seven countries. only commies find joy in the consumption of this monstrosity.
hey, do you hate yourself? let's drink milk wine!
by ohheelyeah August 05, 2019
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wine cry

Noun: exaggerated emotive sobbing after three or more glasses of wine over any subject including lost love, wasted youth, an unrequited crush, family dysfunction or any topic covered on the Lifetime network.

Can also be used as a verb. It should be noted that while many, many of us have practiced this art - no one has mastered it like Taylor Armstrong from the Housewives of Beverly Hills.
I don't know what happened, one minute we're talking about our outfits and the next minute she's wine crying over that loser she used to date.
by bravodarling December 14, 2011
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