Witches Brew

A liquidy, bubbly fart--think of the simmering, foul concotion typically found in a witch's pot--that unfortunately results in a little surprise in one's underwear, and comes with the sickening realization that something slipped out that shouldn't have. Most uncomfortable and difficult to explain when in a public place, far from a toilet. Impossible to deny.

I was getting blown by this hot chick last night when I got a sudden episode of witches brew and she threw up on my balls.

by Charlie777 June 1, 2014

Brewing a Brimley

The process of developing type 2 diabetes due to one’s diet

“He better lay off the pie before he’s brewing a Brimley”

by Shiggy Diggums August 19, 2022

ball brew

A large load of make ejaculate that has been brewed over a long period as a result from abstaining from any sexual activity of any sort be it self or assisted.

Its been days since I got one off tonight my sweetheart is going to be the worthy recipe by of wadd of my ball brew

by Blimy May 31, 2018

Schroedinger's Brew

Until proven otherwise when sober, a beer that could be both in or out of the stomach.

As Chris began to black out, he realized Schroedinger's Brew would be in effect until the next morning.

by Bonesaf May 22, 2017

Brews

When something is not-lame you can say that it brews.

Cody: "what do you think of that car?"
Cat: "it brews."

by Cody-Joe July 13, 2017

pounding brews with the boys

the act of drinking a lot of beers in one sitting with your squad

Guy1 " hey whats the move tonight? "
Guy2 "pounding brews with the boys?"
Guy1 "Fullsend"

by boolnDrew June 19, 2018

midnight brew

A bottle of urine generally occurring from a late night piss when one is too tired to make it to the restroom, and/or a long car ride; a drink that duck drinks

Man ducks sippin on his midnight brew
I made some dank midnight brew last night.

by Duckdagawd July 25, 2021