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Porch Whale

A person with a dump truck like figure , who posses at least two tons of fun and is current existing on there porch/porch area
Hey man you see Becky over there , girls looks like a god damn porch whale
by Captian full send May 30, 2021
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Sperm whale

Whalecum,also a crazy thing my friend pk says-
by MisakiiChan March 11, 2021
mugGet the Sperm whalemug.

whale patty

Man you trying to go to the club and catch us some whale patty?!
by Funnyladyinok November 14, 2013
mugGet the whale pattymug.

Whale Tater

A gross and quite large sea mammal that smells of fish and/or vagina. The stench could also be compared to potatoes that have been chopped up and sitting in water for a few days. Thus the name "Whale Tater".
When encountering the beast always have at least 2 harpoons at hand for safety reasons.
Also remember to wear nose plugs when around it for the stench can be suffocating.
It inhabits in America and can be smelled a few meters away.
I saw whale tater at the library the other day,she indeed got bigger and more smelly.
by Trolo Umad May 21, 2011
mugGet the Whale Tatermug.

Whale Scales

Each of the small, thin or thick dirt lines that build up on a fat persons skin, typically Builds up on crevices.
Edgar: “DAMN! That foo Gordo’s always fresh, but whenever he rocks a fresh polo his WHALE SCALES stain the neck line”.
by Post Culture July 29, 2020
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Dirty Whale

when a woman smears peanut butter on a mans penis then performs oral sex on him
duuuuude last night C gave me the best dirty whale iv ever had
by dukerman September 2, 2010
mugGet the Dirty Whalemug.

Coping a whale

A phrase commonly use to mind-fuck people.
'Hey man you Coping a whale right now?"
"what the fuck is that supposed to mean?"
"yeah you be Coping a whale."
"what the fuck are you saying?"
by Louie Low Red March 8, 2013
mugGet the Coping a whalemug.

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