cell walker

One who has a loud, public conversation on a cell phone w/ total disregard of who's listening.

I heard some cell walker arguing w/ her mother while in the check out line. Geesh!

by markodorko July 10, 2009

Jon Walker

The man with the Magnum Dong.

Jon Walker, in the showers: oh oh OH O, I dropped, my MONSTER CONDOM that I use for my M A G N U M D O N G

by Beter Bentz August 15, 2018

Shit-walker

When you're hanging with the boys and one of you steps in shit, who ever stepped in it becomes the "shit-walker" and stays the shit-walker till someone else steps in shit.

Bro #1: "damn i stepped in shit"
Bro #2: " ha shit-walker shit-walker"

by MICHEAL-MORI January 16, 2020

Crab Walker

After having missionary style sex , the female lifts her ass off the bed and gets up on her hands and feet . She does a side shuffle to avoid sitting in the wet spot on the bed .

Hey Chris , that girl Jessica and me had sex last night ! After we did it , she did this amazing little move to avoid sitting in the wet spot on the bed .

Oh wow ! Jessica is a crab walker . She must have a strong lower back !

by Mr. Rude April 30, 2021

Blade walker

a “blade walker” is a prostitute who’s typically walking a specific street (the blade) which differentiate on the particular state looking to knock “tricks” ( a person who spends money looking to gratify their sexual impulses and/or pleasures )

any street could be a “blade” depending on how heavy the prostitution is in such area

“ man them blade walkers heavy in LA down fig street”

by smokeohguapp September 8, 2023

pee walker

Someone who pees in odd places when half asleep.

My brother in law Bill pee walked in the linen closet after the bachelor party. Bill is a pee walker.

by Cully Mumbles September 29, 2017

Swim walkers

When two or more friends who are meant to be lane swimming actually chat so much may as well be walking.

Woman 1 "Did you have a good swim at the pool today?"
Woman 2 "No, the pool was totally full of swim walkers blocking my way, why don't those swim walkers just go for a coffee if all they want to do is talk!"

by Mez1 November 22, 2011