Jon Walker

The man with the Magnum Dong.

Jon Walker, in the showers: oh oh OH O, I dropped, my MONSTER CONDOM that I use for my M A G N U M D O N G

by Beter Bentz August 15, 2018

cell walker

One who has a loud, public conversation on a cell phone w/ total disregard of who's listening.

I heard some cell walker arguing w/ her mother while in the check out line. Geesh!

by markodorko July 10, 2009

Crab Walker

After having missionary style sex , the female lifts her ass off the bed and gets up on her hands and feet . She does a side shuffle to avoid sitting in the wet spot on the bed .

Hey Chris , that girl Jessica and me had sex last night ! After we did it , she did this amazing little move to avoid sitting in the wet spot on the bed .

Oh wow ! Jessica is a crab walker . She must have a strong lower back !

by Mr. Rude April 30, 2021

Shit-walker

When you're hanging with the boys and one of you steps in shit, who ever stepped in it becomes the "shit-walker" and stays the shit-walker till someone else steps in shit.

Bro #1: "damn i stepped in shit"
Bro #2: " ha shit-walker shit-walker"

by MICHEAL-MORI January 16, 2020

sophie walker

A lesbian pervert. Also, beautiful, gorgeous, funny, compassionate, understanding, patient, kind and someone whom you can be inevitably and unconditionally in love with. Eventhough that's a lie and she's a slightly too hyperactive introvert who is mentally unbalanced.

Random person: She looks like a lesbian pervert that is an introvert but is still hyperactive af!
2nd random person: Yeah it must be a Sophie Walker.
Random person: She's like kinda coolish but really annoying!
2nd random person: Agreed.

by 5secondsofmypanicpilots May 9, 2017

Designated Walker

To be the sober one walking all the drunk people home.

Amy, Hannah, Lauren and Ashley went to a party in town. The designated walker(s) were Ashley and Lauren. Amy and Hannah decided to leave the party but were to drunk to walk home alone, so the designated walker(s) (Lauren and Ashley) walked them home.

by amybroook April 22, 2014

c.t. walker

a fuck ass “magnet” school that has no mf morals and only dumbasses and ghetto bitches go there. 2024 is gonna be the last good year because 25, 26, and 27 are some mf hoes who talk shit about 8th graders they don’t even know. CTW IS A BITCH ASS SCHOOL IN AUGUSTA GA AND SHOULD HE BURNED TF DOWN

Oh my god , you go to C.T. Walker? I used to go there that’s a bum ass school. You can’t even use your phones.

by Stagab December 7, 2019