velvet

velvet

"i'm velvet"
"have you heard of velvet they're really cool"

by foomfs September 16, 2020

velvet ham sandwich

When a woman bounces her vagina off the forehead or mouth of a man...or woman.

She gave him a velvet ham sandwich and then I blew my load.

by Booshaker August 23, 2016

Velvet hoo hoo

A beautiful, tasty, pussy that is freshly shaved and as smooth as velvet.

I was jonesing for an ice cream cone, but my girl's velvet hoo hoo looked much more desirable.

by SlimShadee June 13, 2016

Velvet Knobjob

Oral stimulation of the penis performed by an edentulous individual. The term is usually employed in a derogatory or demeaning manner toward the performer, commonly an elderly woman or a chronic user of methamphetamines.

Derek, did Danny's mom give you another velvet knobjob?

by OhFee October 31, 2025

Bella Velvet Muse

Bella Velvet Muse (noun) 🍷✨
A poetic and romantic nickname for a beloved woman who embodies the elegance of velvet, the richness of wine, and the inspiration of a muse. She moves like wine in a crystalline glass, captivating hearts with her deep beauty, delicate grace, and enchanting presence.

"Every time she smiles, I call her my Bella Velvet Muse—my eternal love, my finest wine."

by 💖 Creator of Bella Velvet Mus March 11, 2025

Red Velvet

Red Velvet is a South Korean girl group formed and managed by SM Entertainment. They debuted on August 1, 2014 with the digital single "Happiness" with the four-member line-up of Irene, Seulgi, Wendy and Joy. Yeri joined the group in March 2015, following their first major release, Ice Cream Cake.

STAN RED VELVET. AND WE WANT A FULL ALBUM FOR THEMMMMM

WE WANT A COMEBACK THIS 2020.

SM SUCKS

AND WE WANT PSYCHO SOTYYY!!

Dude what is Red Velvet?

Is that a cake?

Nope its a korean girl group

by Imalittlemonster08012016 October 14, 2020

Velvet monster

A woman's pussy

I was unable to behave normally and think straight velvet monster around her having after sex with after once. She had caught me with her velvet monster.

by Chico tmaki August 23, 2023