teenage identity loophole syndrome

1) The staggering problem in the life of at least a few kids aged 16-18 wherein desires to become a better human being are steadfastly postponed in favor of the perpetual, pleasant nothingness of the life long afforded to them thanks to their parents' hard work

2) Encountered in between childhood and adulthood; affecting middle/upper class teenagers who enjoy the coziness and instant gratification of their good old childhood lives but fail to address their future - inevitably stalling the progress of their adult lives for the worse.

Kid with raging case of teenage identity loophole syndrome:

"College is on the horizon, and I could be making money for myself right now, but I'm gonna go ahead and dedicate this morning...(stretches)... to the couch, the TV, the computer, and the almighty pop-tarts in the freezer. Ouch, why's my mind sending me a pain signal?"

NOTE: TILS is extremely harmful and worth fighting

by McGruger October 8, 2008

treetarded

Schmoking the schtickey ickey (aka trees) to the point when retardedness sets in. Getting suuuper stoned, or lit, or blazed, or high off marijuana.

'yo meng after that fourf blizzey last night i was treetarded...!'

by uno suave gato November 22, 2006

treen

Cool, tight, gnarly. If someone is treen, they are fun to hang out with and know how to have a good time.

That manny guy is so treen, we've got to hang out with him again sometime.

by manuel kaufman May 7, 2007

Teenage Grundle

The act of the male partner, inserting his testicles into the female partner's Vagina. Once this has been done, both partners masturbate until ejaculation commences.

"Hey Brian, i think Jill and I are going to do the Teenage Grundle tonight!"

by Fibulator December 12, 2007

Treegasm

When– beginning in the first three weeks of the Christmas season, tree stands begin setting up on every block selling Christmas trees. The effect from the mass amount of trees produces a forest-like quality in urban areas.

I was late to work today because I got stuck in a treegasm

by scratchmaster101 December 20, 2010

Teenager

Some of the most annoying, stupid, insufferable people I will ever know. I know this because I'm one of them.

Gay is the only adjective they know and they go around constantly doing the stupidest things.

Of course, we aren't all like this. A select few actually have some rational thinking skills. Unfortunately, a few bad eggs spoils the batch, as the saying goes.

Teenagers are annoying.

by Chowder183 October 7, 2012

Teenage girl

One word

Depressed

Most of us are bullied or have family problems so we want to die.. Just my pov

I hate my life as a teenage girl

by An account May 21, 2020