by Eblunt February 18, 2020

A blunt ogre the dude you leave the joint with (un-lit) while you use the bathroom right quick and come back and he smoked the whole joint already
ex)
"Ight dog lemme drop a load right quick, hold this L"
"I got u bruh"
*2 mins later*
"yo where the joint at cuz"
"immmm sooo highhhh ahahah"
"bruh you a blunt ogre fr smh"
"Ight dog lemme drop a load right quick, hold this L"
"I got u bruh"
*2 mins later*
"yo where the joint at cuz"
"immmm sooo highhhh ahahah"
"bruh you a blunt ogre fr smh"
by thelilcuZzo April 16, 2015

"Be happy" but in a more high fashion
by I_fapp_2_handed January 27, 2020

When one fails to remove a stem from one's marijuana crop before inserting in to a blunt, it can often cause a hole in the blunt. In order to reduce the loss of perfectly good marijuana smoke, one may use a blunt bandage, which is a little piece of a blunt laid over the hole in the aforementioned blunt. This acts as a patch for the blunt, and thus, as a barrier for the intoxicating fumes that may send you off to fun land for a time.
by Kripeezy August 31, 2013

by Link Pemonade June 17, 2022

n. Self-explanatory.
Blunted Wanderer
One (under the influence of marijuana) who wanders outside aimlessly out of bordom.
In most cases, a blunted wanderer is
a. Looking around, distracted by every movement/sound.
b. Looking down, paranoid that everyone around him/her knows.
Blunted Wanderer
One (under the influence of marijuana) who wanders outside aimlessly out of bordom.
In most cases, a blunted wanderer is
a. Looking around, distracted by every movement/sound.
b. Looking down, paranoid that everyone around him/her knows.
SWIM is such a blunted wanderer.
SWIM went outside and looked at squirrels for like ... an hour once.
SWIM went outside and looked at squirrels for like ... an hour once.
by sho9 May 11, 2011

- When you smoke so much weed that your stuck & can't move or very slow in speech or movement. Your basically Gone & out of it.
Oh shit man that is some good weed, i cant even move. It feels like i'm in a Blunt Coma.
Dammmnn yo look at him, he looks lost. Snap out of that Blunt Coma.
She smoked so much weed she looks like a zombie.
Dammmnn yo look at him, he looks lost. Snap out of that Blunt Coma.
She smoked so much weed she looks like a zombie.
by Tiffany Cash January 1, 2012
