Ya Mum

when you want to come up with a good comeback but doesn't have time to make one

Shut up ill do ya mum

by WHATS UP FUCKERS March 1, 2019

Ya mum

The answer to every question, and many a witty joke can be made with this!

Person: What are you doing?

Person2: Ya mum

Person: That joke's so old and boring

Person 2: So's ya mum!

by Hev15394 March 20, 2008

Andrea(mum)

andrea-the best ever. she's a mum and a super hero. She cares for her children and would put them over anything. You may end up having fights and arguments with her but u know she will always be there for you no matter what

definition-Andrea(mum) is my mum she's the best and I love her more than anyone

by Dyl.ross8420 September 23, 2020

mean mum

apparently the woman who lives somewhere in newport shropshire says that she hates her son and so does everybody else.

a mean mum is a mean mum

by omaewamoushinderu May 24, 2020

mum tum

The loose, saggy skin and accompanying fat around a woman's midsection that remains after having a baby, which often persists even after returning to one's pre-pregnancy weight.

British English.

These stretchy high-waisted jeans are great for covering up mum tum!

by araneaeee December 1, 2016

mum’s best

When one will travel to the deep depths of the earth for her buns. If the buns aint mum’s best it’s not going in my mouth.

Denny refused to hunker down on a brat after seeing the kroeger brand buns on the counter.

Denny refused to hunker down on a brat after seeing the kroeger brand buns rather than mum’s best on the counter.

by Bun Police August 25, 2022

ur mum

This phrase is used (mostly in England) as one of the best way to end a conversation. The reason for this is because there is no way to reply to it.

Example 1:
Joe: What do you want for dinner tonight?

Jeff: Ur mum

Example 2:
Bob: Harry you’re so ugly

Harry: Ur mum

Example 3:
Teacher: Harvey, did you do your homework?

Harvey: No

Teacher: Why not?

Harvey: Ur mum

by Ur mum definition February 18, 2022