Super straight

With Victor in mind, it means super gay and into men

Victor is super straight! That means he’s into guys

by Ethnius March 15, 2023

Super Straight

The super straight community also, known as the super virgin community are a group of virgins so pathetic they simply cannot get a women to have sex with them. The lack of attention gets the "men" very sad. So they seek male validation from other super virgins

What's ur sexuality?
Me? Oh Ha...I'm super straight
*calls therapist*

by FriendlyNeighborhoodFag March 8, 2021

Super straight

Someone who wont ever be gay, bi or omisexual but would date someone who is gay, bi or omisexual

Isn’t homophonic

Friend: what is your sexuality

You: I’m super straight

Friend: what about your partner

You: oh she’s fine but I glad I can pull her since she’s bi

by Henta¡ protag January 23, 2022

Super Straight

Robert, Makoyi, and their racist dog pretend to be oppressed on Twitter.

Robert: Makoyi please have sex with me I'm Super Straight.
Makoyi: No Robert, you are oppressing me with having a penis.
White Dog: Bark Bark I'm a racist

by Cat_BestinShow December 27, 2021

Super Straight

a group of closeted cis fuckwits

person 1: i’m coming out as super straight
person 2: literally no one wanted to date you anyway

person 3: that sounds kinda gay

by fuckthehets March 8, 2021

Super straight

A sexuality used bu secret gay men who are in denial of their attraction towards men.

Bob: Yeah I’m super straight.
Tom: Oh I didn’t know u like men.

by gayperson200 March 7, 2021

Super Straight

An unintelligent individual who excuses their homophobia by making up their own sexuality that is represented by the porn hub colour scheme.

A: "wow, they're really hot!"
B: "Actually, they're trans so they are not someone I want to date. I'm transphobic-- I mean super straight and I only date real wo-"

*gunshots*

B: XP
A: :D

by MaddieSkye1715 April 17, 2021