Lego

A child’s toy made up of interlocking plastic blocks. (Also the sworn Enamy of feet)
Usess

1.for fun

2.as a proventative of intrusion

3.the most deadly weapon against feet to ever be created

Side note: how to diagnose LIFS (Lego imbedded in foot syndrome) if you feel a pain beyond human understanding Eg your foot being torn apart by hungry rabbits. It is probably LIFS. Btw there is no cure!!!

Doctor: how mutch dose it hurt from a scale of one to “ohh no I stepped on Lego”

Patient:ummm ohh no I stepped on Lego.
Doctor :we must operate immediately.
Next situation

Kid : dad can I get out the Lego

Dad:sure just don’t drop any Lego

Five minutes later you living room is a mine filled.

by Caleb26 January 21, 2018

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Lego

Lego is a landmine designed and produced in Denmark, it is highly effective when put in narrow corridors.

Who the hell put this lego brick here?! That thing is like a landmine!

by Thebeanguy October 5, 2020

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lego battles

A video game made in 2009 based around Legos. Only people with huge shlongs and absolute chads play the game.

Chad: Hey just got back from playing Lego battles
Soyboy: I wish I was you

by ICrackPussy12 August 19, 2021

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Get the lego battlesmug.

Lego ground

Chester's Diva stadium! The biggest shithole in the football league!

"We are playing Jester pity next"

"Where is it the Lego ground?"

by Josh_Wrexham_Legend November 8, 2007

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Lego loading

The act of putting Legos inside your anus. Typically before a Lego cannon.

Mom don’t come in I’m Lego loading!

by ThatLegoGuy March 31, 2024

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Lego

Some people have lego city’s, those people are insane. Building a 500 piece lego set takes me around 12 months. Let alone a “explicit limited edition 999999 piece Taj Mahal set”

Wanna build legos with me? No I want to stay mentally sane.

by Imburiedinsnowhelp February 21, 2021

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