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Rocket-jump

Propelling yourself into the air by pointing a rocket at your feet and shooting it.
"Back in my day we rocket-jumped to school, now a-days you kids sprint to school."
by whyareyoureadingme? August 23, 2016
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River jumping

to jump in to a river to cool oneself down on a hot day.
by Ben ,Rhys.Josh,Martin June 11, 2008
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head jump

When you live half your life saying a phrase wrong.
"My math teacher always thought the saying, 'head start' was 'head jump' for half of her life."
by pizzama2003 June 2, 2017
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Jumping on stages

Jumping on your partner's "dingaling" as you're having intercourse with them on bed (the bed being the stage ofc)
Oh so you where jumping on stages last night with Jeffrey?*wink wink*
by Saggytitsyum March 19, 2021
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conifer jumping

The art of jumping onto a coniferous tree (preferably in ur own back yard) and riding it as it falls from ur weight, to the floor. be wary of spiders hidden in the conifer if u have a fear of them and try to make sure the conifer is atleast 2 foot TALLER then urself (and dont over jump it). if u happen to be rather fat also be aware of the speed u will drop to the floor and if ur rather thin u may bounce back it helps if ur under the influence of alcohol, but i wudnt try drinking whilst jumping. If u have any neighbours that can clearly see u jumping on ur conifer dont forget to invite them to join, its guaranteed to win u plenty of friends. such act is also accociated with stair surfin and remember whatever u do, dont look back and never let go, happy jumping.
person #1:this party is boring hey have u got a conifer in ur garden?
house owner:yes why?
person #1:o no reason...
person #1:wanna go conifer jumping
person #2:sure!

the next day...

person #1:what happened my head hurts
person #2:i think u landed on ur head
person #1:doing what?
person #2:i dont remember...
by James AC August 30, 2006
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jumping to conclusions

paige and grace when there is no one else on the group facetime

they always think that everyone else is in another chat talking shit about them
paige and grace are always jumping to conclusions
by gordo the dog July 9, 2019
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ass jump

when a basketball player takes a handy help in the ass
by joaovictar987 November 29, 2013
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