When a down syndrome gets caught in a house fire and just barely makes it out alive.
Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!
Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!
Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!
Firefighter 2: Wow, thats amazing I can't believe it.
Firefighter 2: Wow, thats amazing I can't believe it.
by yeaitslunar February 24, 2022
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“Just realized Peter Rabbit is a damn cabbage snatcher”
“I saw that bum in the community garden stealing tomatoes, what a cabbage snatcher”
“I saw that bum in the community garden stealing tomatoes, what a cabbage snatcher”
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“MY CABBAGES!!!!” - the cabbage man
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