Batter Bazooka

Otherwise known as the custard cannon, the batter bazooka is the most dangerous weapon on the red blooded male body.

It has been known to lock onto a variety of targets, including those not specific to the human kind.
Shazza couldn’t resist being locked onto by then batter bazooka
by En3630 September 27, 2022
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Battered asparagus

A male with a long, thin penis with extra foreskin
Omg , I slept with this guy last night, but he had a battered asparagus :(
by Ladymae March 03, 2018
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Columbian Baby Batter

1. When a man ejaculates into a shot glass, syringe or enema bulb and adds a generous bump or two of cocaine to the ejaculate, mixes it up and commences to inject said mixture into their partners anus.

2. A niche party favor found at only the most unhinged gay sex parties. A bowl is passed around the club for all the guys to make a contribution of cum. Once enough has been collected, a proportional amount of marching powder is then added and mix in. The columbian baby batter is then used as desired throughout the evening to keep the debauchery going all night.
"My girl never was into anal until I started using columbian baby batter lube. Now she is hooked and wants me to rail her ass all night!"

"That backroom party was wild last night, must have been a quart of columbian baby batter getting passed around. Got us all worked up and acting piggy."
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Columbian Baby Batter

1. When a man ejaculates into a shot glass, syringe or enema bulb and adds a generous bump or two of cocaine to the ejaculate, mixes it up and commences to inject said mixture into their partners anus.

2. A niche party favor found at only the most unhinged gay sex parties. A bowl is passed around the club for all the guys to make a contribution of cum. Once enough has been collected, a proportional amount of marching powder is then added and mix in. The columbian baby batter is then used as desired throughout the evening to keep the debauchery going all night.
"My girl never was into anal until I started using columbian baby batter lube. Now she is hooked and wants me to rail her ass all night!"

"That backroom party was wild last night, must have been a quart of columbian baby batter getting passed around. Got us all worked up and acting piggy."
by ItsSploogeYouIdiot May 12, 2025
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Battered Butthole

When a girl let's a guy stick his penis in batter then in her anus
Can we try Battered Butthole
by Daddy36912 November 17, 2021
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Battered

Slang term being hurt by being hit repeatedly usually hurt symptom beat up

A damaged item or object by age or repeated use

Actual meaning: fish often the fish is covered in batter, egg and breadcrumbs, flour, or herbs and spices before being fried and served, often with a slice of lemon
Slang: someone who is drunk or tipsy
Battered
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Battered

To be thoroughly beaten and humiliated on a regular basis. To be like Tottenham Hotspur.
Totmtenham get battered everywhere they go
by ryandrews74 November 27, 2021
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