emissions testing

When you take a hose, attach it to a car's exhaust, put the hose into your anus, then place a heavy object (cinderblock) onto the gas pedal and prepare to die.

"Did you hear what happened to Harvey last night ?"
"No, what happened?"
"Dat nigga went through emissions testing"

by DumbshitMcgee69 February 14, 2018

testing the suspension

Car sex

"Hey I saw you and Sarah in a parking lot last night"

"Yeah we were just testing the suspension, if you know what I mean..."

by r.crawfish October 24, 2020

test and tell

The moment after a test where you and your friends discuss some of the answers and often berate the professor for making the midterm so difficult.

Usually done outside a lecture hall but can be anywhere a midterm is taking place

Is considered bad manners in some situations

Johnny: "Hey Steve what did you think of that econ midterm?"
Steve: "Idk dude it was kinda hard, i guess for like 3 of them"
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^Conversation lasts twenty minutes

Mike: "Hey Guys i just RAPED that test! 100%!!!!!"

Johnny: "What an ass..."

Luke: "Guys don't test and tell...its bad manners"

by qwertyu133 September 15, 2012

Dynamic Testing

A computer testing introduced by a guy who has a camel in his profile pic =/

Dynamic Testing is the best way to do it

by mohamedraahil August 16, 2021

Chicken Test

The Chicken Test is a test thought and created by Ali boring (or Ali boring 2 when he is at work) and has the purpose of determinizing whether you are a chicken or not by asking you one simple question about the outcome of a Twilight Flame 50k match in a game called Command and Conquer Zero Hour.

If he doesn't agree with the outcome that you are suggesting then you are a chicken.

For now, everyone failed the test but one person. Abdo. Sadly, we never knew what outcome he suggested since his explanations didn’t go any further than stuttering the same sentences which are <<Can I Say Somesing ?>> <<Let me finish blease>>

In-between the people who ended up being a chicken we have : Excamp, Mamo (aka << Al Kalb >>), Simple (aka <<Al Ajnabi>>)

Warning : If you turned out to be a cat in a previous test you may end up being a chicken and cat hybrid. So do It at your own risk

Excal after failing the Chicken Test : This isn't Excal this is a chicken

Superspide after failing the Chicken Test : Superspide ? you mean Superchicken?

by Ali Interesting August 30, 2022

Loyalty test

To “check” the loyalty your partner in a relationship, usually in the form of sending someone to flirt or make romantic advances with your significant other to see if they would reject/ignore them (pass the loyalty test) or flirt back (fail the loyalty test)

My boyfriend is acting very suspicious lately, I’m going to send Jaime to loyalty test him

by Peterpiperpickedpickles May 26, 2022

Testes Twist

A “Testes Twist” is when someone twist a single testicle of another man.

Carl: Dude i gave Ryan the biggest “Testes Twist” yesterday you should’ve seen his face.

by JJ Jungle Juice November 24, 2020