tennessee tossie roll

The act of anal penetration when the male is flaccid. While the female is excrementing

Jhon was too drunk to get hard so his only choice was to give Lucy a Tennessee tossie roll.

by Black biscuits November 22, 2015

The Old Tennessee Switcheroo

When you convince someone that you agree with their viewpoint, only to subsequently renege and disparage their viewpoint afterwards.

Pavin: I agree, this presidential election was the most divisive
Corbin: Thank you...
Pavin: I was just kidding that's retarded
Corbin: But…
Pavin: Pulled the old Tennessee switcheroo, classic!

by HoseyMoreLikePosey December 2, 2016

Tennessee Turf Ass

When one covers themselves in glue, rolls around in artificial turf pellets and jumps into another persons gaping asshole

“Matt was 350, so me and the boys have him a taste of the Tennessee Turf Ass”

by grinchy474848 January 12, 2023

The Raging Tennessee Thunderbird

Whatever Luke says it is.

"We haven't done the Raging Tennessee Thunderbird in a while because we're saving up for swing repairs and a new car battery" -- Luke

by Snajee-lay June 25, 2022

Tennessee chicken strip

The Tennessee Chicken Strip is whenever you eat a chicken strip out of a girl’s asshole.

Julian did the tennessee chicken strip last night with his girlfriend.

by gotchajulian February 7, 2020

Tennessee Turkey Baster

The act of aborting a baby with a turkey baster. It's the cheapest method of extracting an unwanted fetus and was named after the state that founded this act.(Commonly known as T.T.B.)

Debra:"Skeeter used saran wrap again instead of a condom last night... I think I might be pregnant!"

Alice: "Well, i have an old turkey baster, so we can suck that bastard right out!"

Debra: "You know i always gopher(go for) that ol' Tennessee Turkey Baster, I hated myself as a kid, so how could i raise one??"

by Lysergic4Lyfe April 18, 2014

Tennessee Skype Toot

The act of one answering a skype call and releasing a loud and thunderous fart into the mic, then hangs up the call. This results in over the web pink eye.

I just have gotten pink eye from the Tennessee Skype Toot!

by Carl Weiner March 29, 2017