Very awkward around anyone except his friends. Asks for uhhhh medium uhhh canI get a dough boy and can I get a small swirl. I don't know how he has a girlfriend... oh wait she's as awkward as him lmao.
Tanner is gay end of stoyr
by joshgower May 8, 2018
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by NotCalebV March 12, 2020
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Tanner is a big piece of shit. He the person you would meet and hit would hit on your friend oh also he is gay
Tanner is gay
by Tanner ls gay May 26, 2020
Get the Tanner mug.Someone whose skin is unable to tan. Commonly used in a stealthy manner to thwart any catching-on by those being spoken of.
by mikeschneider May 22, 2006
Get the non-tanner mug.When you tell your friends you will hang out, then proceed to cancel it with a terrible excuse no more than 30 minutes of the interaction.
Friend: "Hey bro do you want to go to the mall?"
Tanner:"Sure bro"
*30 minutes later*
Friend:"So you ready to go?"
Tanner:"Nah bro, I gotta stay home and watch animal kingdom"
Friend:"Quit Pullin' a Tanner."
Tanner:"Sure bro"
*30 minutes later*
Friend:"So you ready to go?"
Tanner:"Nah bro, I gotta stay home and watch animal kingdom"
Friend:"Quit Pullin' a Tanner."
by 9yearoldchainsmoker November 16, 2016
Get the Pullin' a Tanner mug.Gay retarded fatass neckbeard skunk rapist, who fucks people of all ages with his inverted penis. Tanners are also a product of incest and don't mind fucking their parents.
by Fuckyoutanner69 September 23, 2019
Get the Tanner mug.Tanner is used as a synonym for the phrase 'Small Penis', it is often replaced to sound correct towards the person who is being refered to whilist insulting them in a polite manner. It is meant to be used only with people who are asian, because most often, people link the term 'Small Penis' & 'Asian' together.
Tom: Alright, here's my big ass asian Tanner, don't you just love it?
Sandra: Oh, gee, look at the time I think I have to go. Please put that Tanner away into your underwear before I puke in my mouth.
Tom: But, I'm asian, what did you expect!?
Sandra: Oh, gee, look at the time I think I have to go. Please put that Tanner away into your underwear before I puke in my mouth.
Tom: But, I'm asian, what did you expect!?
by TannerLikesItUpTheButt May 11, 2009
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