santonio turner

Santonio turner.. the best friend in the whole wide world that's got you're back no matter what !he's great in every which way and is a beast in sports!! Hes always there for you no matter what and when you need all you need to do is ask after all he is the best broski in the world.

Dang look at Santonio turner go again! # 59 scored another touchdown and he cured his best friends heart right before the game!

by Curly fries. August 15, 2017

Turner

A Turner is a person who takes negativity and turns it into positivity. He can turn some of your worst days to just another happy day. You are one of the luckiest people on the planet if you have a Turner. He’s funny, loving, smart, cute, true to himself, and has the ability to adapt to others emotions which makes him so amazing. That’s is always why you need to charisma all your time with him because that might be the last.

Turner

by Sherd March 9, 2019

Preston Turner

An absolute twat who loves to get with little girls and is pretty much your classical kfc worker. Greasy,spotty and dry-like the chicken, similar to the girls as he walks down the street

Don’t find yourself a Preston turner.

by Sarah’s July 3, 2018

Turner

The last name of a boring 25 year old who has nothing better to do than buy fake Ralph polos off Facebook. Can usually be found in his house drinking wine or using his birds car

That turner is a dickhead mate

by Yowag1fam July 24, 2018

Turnering

The act of being a weak-ass bitch. Commonly used term in a planning process.

Person 1: we still going into town tonight?
Person 2: sorry I totally forgot, haven't got time now...
Person 1: are you Turnering on me again?!?

by Cräigermeister February 4, 2019

zoe turner

proper proper sexy chink. has a sexy dick and is so sexy in general. a boy named brandon parr stole the chinko from me, buh oh well he was too sexy for me anyway. have a good night x x x

see that zoe turner, she’s the sexiest chink going ygm bmt

by sexy l February 18, 2019

Turner

Being called a 'Turner', is a colloquialism around the South Gloucestershire area meaning, slightly dim witted, daft, slow to grasp basic skills etc.

Engineer 'Can you pass me a pair of side cutters please'
Apprentice 'Here you go'
Engineer 'That's a screwdriver, you Turner'!!

by Yate Massive August 19, 2022