Tri-fuckta

When you have three things simultaneously go wrong. The post result is being tri-fucked.

Brian had perfectly set up a romantic evening to celebrate the 10 yr wedding anniversary to his lovely wife Marta. Upon arriving at the restaurant he realized that he had accidentally made reservations for the day prior and no seating was available. Trying to salvage the evening Brian took his hungry wife to a luxurious hotel where he had made reservations. The hotel had overbooked and could not offer the suite that he had made reservations for and could only offer him a basement level employee room without views. Brian accepted the low quality room since they were out of town for the celebration. Once in the room, Brian was hoping to make love to his wife but found she was on her period. It was a perfect tri-fuckta of a evening and Brian was left feeling tri-fucked.

by Big Lud the Stud September 16, 2014

Tri-Fuck-Ta

A Trifecta of your 3 favorite liquors (2 oz. each) with 2 oz. of your favorite chaser, mixed with 12 oz. of your favorite beer. After you made the drink, chug it in no more then 30 seconds. After you chug it, slap yourself in the face, then have a friend, male or female, punch you in the stomach.

"Guys! Tonight, party at my place, nothing but Tri-Fuck-Ta's are allowed. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN!!!!!!"

by Rick Steamer September 7, 2013

Tri-dick

When someone had the birth defect of having three penises.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Joe has a tri-dick?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I don't wanna see his three penises."

by CarsonLaBen May 28, 2018

Tri

A guy who pulls no bitches
His name sounds like "tree"
Also, a guy who belongs in the goddamn grass, is supposed to produce air for us, but he serves as a useless human being

( This is 100% a joke! )

"Oh look, a tree!"
"You mean a tri?"

by lybhae March 21, 2022

Tri-Plex

When a woman is sucking his dick, massaging his balls, while fingering his ass until he cums, therefore leaving him speechless, exhausted, and unable to move.

Dude..when she was giving me the Tri-p
Plex, I couldn't get over how incredible it felt .I was Tri-Plexed to the max.

Passtense-Tri-Plexed: The sated after glow after receiving a Tri-Plex

by Amaura December 6, 2021

Tri-tasking

Showering/pooping while drinking a beer and simultaneously bopping the bishop "masturbating".

Tom was short on time so he decided to go tri-tasking.

by Porno-corndog9 April 16, 2010

Tri-bred

A combination of 3 separate DNAs.

Jack, Edward and Isabella had a baby. It was a Tri-bred. It either ain't worth a shit or straight killer, Bella!

by TheJurkOfficer December 15, 2019