jello rapist

a person who sticks their penis in a bowl of jello and moves it around really quickly causing an erection and eventually having jello in the head (tip). This can only occur on the day before Halloween (cabbage night) or Christmas Eve.

Damn Jimmy, you sure were a jello rapist when you were drunk last night.

by ungukhh December 25, 2013

flirt rapist

One who flirts with blatant disregard for how unwanted said flirting may be

1) Feel free to tell me if it's outta hand though, I'm not a flirt rapist or anything .
2) seriously? God, that guy is such a flirt racist...creeps me out.

by Jaydaddyfresh November 30, 2016

Rapist Touch

A player with a first touch in Football(Soccer) that is so horrid that it goes immediately to the opposite team or out of bounds.

I gave Gino the perfect through ball and he just had to show off his Rapist Touch and fuck it all up.

by Daryl Katzanguol March 27, 2015

chicken rapist

A person who fiddles his diddle a little to deep into a fully matured cock and causes the cock to scream and alarm the whole neighborhood... the noise the chicken lets out shows how hot the cum of the chicken rapist was searing its insides and preparing it for thanksgiving... the chicken now has what you would call a cumbum and the whole neighborhood now you're the sick fuck that fed your kids a chickens cumbum.

JERRY IS SUCH A FUCKING CHICKEN RAPIST! HE HAD NO REMORSE FOR THAT CHICKENS GLUTS LAST NIGHT!

by chicken_rapist July 24, 2018

money rapist

A term used to define the IRS. Popularized by successful YouTuber LongBeachGriffy

"My finances are all fucked up, the damn Money Rapists screwed me on my tax return"

by NikeNeekers September 22, 2023

Rapist Hunter

When one tries to explain to a group of freinds that if 5 of them cannot repel one rapist (but using the disasterous words "beat off" one rapist) in a dark alley at night, they become notoriouslt known as a Rapist Hunter - only in the sense that one wants to pleasure them instead of kill.

Becomes funnier on one's own part when one plays along ...

Idiot: "Guys, if five of us can't beat off one rapist..."

Funny Guy: "HAHAHA, "beat off" .. Rapists beware! ... you Rapist Hunter"

Other Guy: " Hey, that dude is a rapist" *points*

Idiot: "Soooo ... you're a rapist are you!?!" *evil grin + rubs hands together as if up to no good*

... unexpected comedy.

by RyRy28 September 16, 2011

Napoleon Rapist

Typically short, eastern European, and insecure men who project their insecurities on to others. Common behavior includes fighting and sexually forcing themselves on to others.

My nap ended abruptly when the Napoleon rapist jumped into the bed.

The Napoleon rapist wouldn't give me my sweater back unless I gave him fellatio, a sort of quid pro blow

by actd November 4, 2019