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Knee mail

Bumper sticker on conservative car: “God receives knee mail”

Guy: lol same
by xx-satu May 3, 2021
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Knee-vember

/niˈvɛmbə/
noun
1. the eleventh month of the year, in the southern hemisphere usually considered the last month of spring.
2. a time to reflect on the many laborious tasks that were detrimental to the health of one’s knees.
3. the period from the first of November leading into the Christmas rush, on your hands and knees, predrilling and countersinking deck boards, thinking ‘how am I going to smash out all these deck jobs before the end of the year?’, then thinking of the time you saw someone use a Quik Drive but were sceptical if it would actually work, even though there are heaps of positive videos and reviews…
“this Knee-vember I’m going to use Quik Drive
by cien_fuegos November 17, 2021
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Knee-rubbing

When you touch your knee, with their knee, so they get attracted to you.
Barbara: Stop Knee-rubbing me.
Robert: What? I'm not knee-rubbing you. What are you talking about?
by Rodopabapbop March 9, 2020
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shitter's knee

The red marks that show up on your knees when a lot of time has been reading, texting, or using a smartphone on the toilet.
Steve: "Did you have a good shit?"
Jamie: "Dang right I did."
Steve: "Yeah I can see your shitter's knee with those shorts on."
by Magikchef01 October 15, 2013
mugGet the shitter's kneemug.

Sweet Knee's

Sweet knees is the same as bees knees or cool beans. An awkward phrase that means cool
Oh Sweet Knee's (Gasp) that's cool
by Hdjejsm March 29, 2017
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Knee Dicker

You’re willing to get on some dirty ass floor to suck some dick, meaning you a thirsty whore. Also that you would do it for a check or for some 3 dollars if you’re broke.
“Are you friends with Jessica? No shes a knee dicker.”
You’re a knee dicker”
by nawhbeans January 25, 2021
mugGet the Knee Dickermug.

knee gunt

A protruding area of fat which extends from the lower abdomen to the upper genital area. A combination of the words "gut" and "cunt." In the case of the knee gunt, the gunt extends downwards, hanging to the point where it almost touches (or does touch) the knees.
AS: Check out that woman's gunt over there.
AT: That's not just a gunt...that's a knee gunt.
AS: You're right. The flap of fat is literally hanging to her knees. Damn.
by dre74 January 25, 2009
mugGet the knee guntmug.

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