Choda cream is the greasy layer of oily sweat, dirt, dead skin cells, fecal matter, urine and ejaculate that forms over your choda...especially when you don't bathe daily.
by 011000101101001010101010001011 November 25, 2015
by TheBomberEggAAAAAAAAA September 29, 2020
The party got a little out of control and at one stage there was this chick hanging upside down on the clothes line doing Creamed Junkies.
by Captain Gyno April 28, 2012
When a (more than likely) gay male ejaculates into the hand of another (probably) gay male who then masterbates using the semen of the other individual. This can be repeated multiple times causing one gigantically sticky situation.
by Manifest Man June 14, 2011
An unfortunate type of premature ejaculation in which a male spurts into the zipper of his pants while trying to remove them.
Jake was so excited about sexy times with Sheila that he zipper creamed everywhere. Sheila was not excited.
by redread January 19, 2014
Cream Dipping is a word for homosexual intercourse when you climax on the bottoms anus and then insert your penis using your own sperm as lubricant
by MoeDaHoe46 July 08, 2021
The act of a man masturbating so often and so frequently within a short period of time that he passes out.
"Hey, what happened to Justin? I haven't seen him in weeks since I gave him that porn membership for his birthday."
"Oh, he's in a cream coma."
"Oh, he's in a cream coma."
by the_real_dirty_dan January 07, 2015