Cactus Legs

That shitty feeling when you come home from the bar, and you realized you haven't shaved in 2 months and 3 days.

Julia - Karen, holy fuck look at your legs!!
Karen - Thats why that dude kept staring at me. I had cactus legs!
Julia - Thats fucking awful.

by imdunkirk October 23, 2017

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cactus-ing

the act of loving your girlfriend.

I'm cactus-ing my girlfriend.

by SupDaniii March 30, 2010

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The brawl stars cactus

Stupid cactus that commits war crimes and rapes children every day

The brawl stars cactus raped my daughter Jessie.

by Stylix November 25, 2019

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Your Some Cactus!

A phrase recently added on urban dictionary only to backfire on the poor soul who created it. What kind of idiot can call somebody else stupid when they're the one using "your" in the wrong context?!?

You seem to be oblivious to your own stupidity, fuckwit!

There is no example for 'your some cactus!' because it's fucking wrong! The word is 'you're', dickweed!

by Berserker24 December 06, 2010

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suck my cactus

A phrase used in many songs, usually rap, that means "suck my dick". A "cactus" can also be a penis that has been infected with herpes bumps. However, not always.

I was at the bar last night and that girl totally wanted to suck my cactus.

by yo i keep it real April 17, 2017

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