a sexual move where a man covers his testicles in custard before inserting them inside a woman's (or another man's, i suppose) mouth, who then draws forth from the aforementioned bag in a succulent manner.
dude, did you make it with shelly last night?
yeah, totally. gave her a boston teabag and everything.
really? where'd you get the custard?
i raided the krispy kreme case at the circle k.
sweet. i'll have to remember that.
yeah, totally. gave her a boston teabag and everything.
really? where'd you get the custard?
i raided the krispy kreme case at the circle k.
sweet. i'll have to remember that.
by smarmogoyf April 26, 2011
A Dirty Teabag is when you get a girl whos down to suck your ball sack. But before letting her suck your balls you go to the bathroom take a huge shit and clog the toliet on purpose then with the shit infused water you keep flushing the toliet bowl intill the water rise enough to fully surmerge your entire ball sack. (You my want to hold your dick out of the way but its up to you) then you go out the bathroom and let the trick put your dirty direahha water soaked balls in her mounth , bone apple teeth
by Hamster12125 November 03, 2017
The act of dropping ones testicles in anothers gaping anus. After the testicles have been inserted the receiver then tenses their anus and the giver pulls their testicles out of the now closed anus, making a loud wet pop.
Dude, I gave your mum the meanest Mongolian Teabag last night, still have the shit on my nuts to prove it too.
by poopy_nuts November 08, 2011
by sEaKm September 05, 2013
A Colombian teabag is when a male puts cocaine on his testicles and then teabags another person, an animal, or Gary Busey.
by Eyehole Man September 08, 2016
When having sex with a female and she's on her period, spice things up by putting your balls in as well, dip them a few times like the velvet chocolate fountain she is, then jump on her face and do like 6 /7 times and dip dip dip in man's face
by MarkPerhaps January 31, 2017
Kyle: Hey Dan, is your sister on her period?
Dan: How the hell did you know?
Kyle: Because there's a strawberry teabag in the trash
Dan: How the hell did you know?
Kyle: Because there's a strawberry teabag in the trash
by Metallicajunkie October 04, 2018