naughty brown tattoos

when a person sticks their finger up their partner’s ass and use the fecal matter to draw all over their partner’s body to resemble tattoos
Billy: Hey, I just got a new tattoo!

Bob: Nigga, I got something fucking cooler.

Billy: What?

Bob: Some naughty brown tattoos
by Kool_Tyga999 December 02, 2021
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Maybe I should get Tattoos

Maybe I should get Tattoos. Particularly on my arms.

Everybody seems to be doing this these days. I just want to look cool.

(UD Jews, talkin to you guys..again.)
Maybe I should get Tattoos
by Death Menace June 22, 2023
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Woodstock Tattoo

When one sticks their crystal inside their partner's b-hole and then takes it out and draws on the person's back with said crystal.
During this year's peyote conference I gave my non-binary lover a Woodstock Tattoo.
by Banana Hammie September 23, 2021
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barcode tattoo

Used by prisoners to identify those willing to partake in anal sex.
His barcode tattoo means he's up for some bum fun!
by who are ye? February 16, 2016
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Salami Tattoo

Psoriasis. It's a skin disease that is definitely no fun. Your arms tend to like somewhat similar to salami.
Hey baby you want some of that salami tattoo?

The whore gave me a salami tattoo.
by DerekMoMerek February 02, 2008
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tattoo poacher

One who gains clientele by frequenting tattoo shops or parlors and undercutting their prices.
What's that guy up to? Awe, he's just a tattoo poacher.
by Chachi Comachi May 18, 2024
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If a black diamond and Q on a white woman means interested in black men! What is the symbol for a white man only interested in dating black women ???
by Old and curious July 28, 2024
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