Tushka Tambourine

The skin on skin slapping sound made when a pig farmer attempts to inseminate his drift using his own phallus. The Tushka Tambourine is usually an act reserved for the most depraved and lonely of the small footed pig farming clan.

A rich farmer hires an expert to breed his show pigs. A farmer who likes to party uses the Tushka Tambourine to get his breeding done.

by Methgator August 27, 2019

dirty talbot

Like a dirty chewbaca on with male on male.

Dude.. I did a 'dirty talbot' on my man friend last night

by Izitizitizit May 8, 2020

Gamer Taboos

Gamer Taboos are the backbone of the average gamer's life. If but one of these are broken, the gamer will never live up to his previous peak again. The Gamer Taboos are as follows:
1. Gamers may not speak to women
2. Gamers must avoid basic hygiene at all costs
3. Gamers may not traverse within 50 ft (~15 meters) of grass, unless financially necessary (Family related instances are not allowed, unless you are Vin Diesel in the flesh.)
4. Gamers must go to sleep at a time past midnight
5. Don't use Reddit (Use of Reddit for valuable information is allowed.)

Gamer 1 - "Ayo, brb. I'm finna take a shower."
Gamer 2 - "Nah bro, don't do it; that's one of the Gamer Taboos."
Person 1 (Formerly Gamer 1) - "Hell naw, that's gross as hell." *leaves*
Gamer 2 - "smh my head."

by Fillapulated July 21, 2021

bell.talbot

bell.talbot is the biggest Brett talbot/Cody saintgnue fan and is also married to Brett/cody and Tyler posey (cannon so shut up)

Love you bye 😍🥰❤️

bell.talbot is the one married to Brett and Tyler 🙌🏼👑😅

by bell.talbot October 16, 2021

Jamie Talbot

Set all expectations horribly low. They are football obsessed and enjoy watching shitty ass films such as the "Kissing Booth" series "ironically" and "for the plot" when he is questioned on why he likes it.

You see that guy is SUCH a Jamie Talbot

by ComradeBritney November 3, 2021

danny tabor

The best...simply put...no questions asked....when you look up the definition of Danny on U.D. the meaning is derived from Danny Tabor.
#DABLUEYED1
#DATmfnDUDE

Every man should learn to be a man from Danny Tabor.

by #DannyT November 20, 2021

Johnny Tambourine

To be Johnny Tambourine you have to get absolutely black out drunk and be an absolute liability. Although you may be entertaining to your friends it doesn’t matter because you can’t remember most of the night

Mate I got so fucked last night I went full Johnny tambourine

by Adam Quest January 1, 2022