Marching Band Withdrawl Syndrome

Also known as MBWS. The feeling of being lost and alone after the marching band season has ended. You now have free weekends, but what will you do? Didn't you have a marching band competition? What will you do?

Yeah, last year my Marching Band Withdrawl Syndrome was really bad.

by MBforever November 9, 2009

Main Character Syndrome

A type of condition characterized by one feeling as though the are destined to become a Main Character, through possessing attributes and/or having events happen in their life that cause them to become like the protagonist of any fictional story; having to go on a journey to locate and/or save something or someone, using unique talents or skills to forward mankind, having one's home taken away from them at an early age, and losing a loved one to an illness are all potential instances for Main Character Syndrome to occur.

"A small orphaned boy who grows up to be a prominent lawyer in his district once had Main Character Syndrome.

by XeonV December 21, 2009

paper clip syndrome

Definition: when a fuckboy simp male is so desperate for emotional attention that he becomes drawn to and constantly attached to females that appeal to him— similar to how a paper clip is drawn to a magnet (ergo the name)

Interelectual 1: look at chad, he’s always following her around, he’s drawn to her like a magnet
Interelectual 2: exactly, perfect example of paper clip syndrome

by olives&basil March 16, 2020

westcoast syndrome

Someone generally stuck in a boring place who longs to live, experience the relaxed, revolutionary and awesome life of the west coast in the USA.

Myself, stuck in the most boring country of Europe. GET ME OUT. I've got the westcoast syndrome

by Jan the bum February 9, 2008

Disney Syndrome

Disney Syndrome takes its name from, you guessed it, Disney. It covers the range of beliefs children have been taught from Disney movies. These children grow up believing these movies to be right and are often disillusioned in adulthood even when shown evidence that life isn't a Disney cartoon.

For example, the idea that little girls will find the knight in shining armour to sweep them off their feet (ie, that perfection in a partner exists), or the belief that wild animals are all cuddly and nice (ie, that bears won't maul you for petting their cub), or that someone will take care of things for them when they are at their lowest are all symptoms of Disney Syndrome

My little girl is hoping a handsome, intelligent and rich man will marry her and live in their castle... I don't have the heart to tell her she suffers from Disney Syndrome.

by Clockmaker May 13, 2013

Post-Vacation Syndrome

Post-Vacation Syndrome (PVS) appears in victims after returning to school/work after a vacation of a week or more. PVS is most common after summer, winter, and spring breaks in grade school and college students. There is no cure for PVS. The victim simply has to wait for it to clear on its own.
-Symptoms include morning lag, skipping class, and late homework. Some cases of forgotten locker combinations have also been reported.

Ex. 1 :
Bill: "Hey, man, you still opening your locker? I walked by here five minutes ago and you were in the same spot!"
Bob :" Yeah, i forgot my combination. Must be Post-Vacation Syndrome."

Ex. 2:
Mom: "Nicole! this is the third time you've missed the bus this week!"
Nicole: "Ugh. Sorry mom...i'm PVS'ing."

by xXThat_GirlXx January 4, 2010

Cabot Cove Syndrome

The appearance of dead bodies, small or large amounts, in rural towns and remote locations. Comes from the TV show Muder, She Wrote as death seemingly followed Jessica Fletcher everywhere she traveled.

1. "Looks like they are suffering from a case of Cabot Cove Syndrome".
2. "Cabot Cove Syndrome has struck again, Jessica Fletcher must be around don't you think?"

by dark_echo19 April 20, 2011