Strangle a swan

Yo masturbate, jerk off, or choke the chicken. But in a way where it is less dirty and more about that special alone time....

Last night I saw this great video on pornhub and then proceeded to Strangle a swan

by EffectiveElm413 May 22, 2018

Swan

An animal dumbass...What did you seriously expect?
(also swan likes cock)
(scaramouches cock)

commonly seen naked in the park (best to make sure your kids avoid swan)

by sex with cups 3000 November 28, 2021

swan slapping

The action of gentle alternating tapping of a male’s testicles with the outstretched fingers of both hands. This is best done with the palms of the hand facing upwards.

While I’m down here, perhaps you’d be down for a spot of swan slapping?

by Jimmyswanson October 13, 2019

Swan dive

To quickly duck out of a situation or place for a brief refreshment without being noticed by local authorities

Oi Robbie, swan dive?

by zigmanfroid February 8, 2019

indirect swan

the act of killing one's opponent by shrapnel; NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A SWAN. see swan for a direct swan.

muzzy-=cD almost dodged spyder-=cD's shrapnel.

by Anonymous July 20, 2003

SWAN

SWAN is short for a Swole Warrior of American Ninjas and is sometimes referred to as a "Swole Daddy Swan."

"Look at SWAN fly on that obstacle course!"

by comma_can_see_you April 6, 2021

Swan

A hater.
Someone who hates on others.

Anyone who is more worried about other persons actions than their own.
A man or woman who stares at you while judging you.
"What are you looking at swan?" Adam Sandler in Billy Madison.

Mind your own business swan.
What are you looking at swan?

by Lee Lee B January 20, 2018