a moistened or wet piece of toilet paper or tissue that is used to soothe the butt hole after dropping a burning painful duece.
by j7fk13 September 24, 2011
Get the salamander spongemug. the process of urianting or ejaculating onto a sponge or sponge product and then slapping your partner in the face with it
by luvs2sploooge December 5, 2009
Get the sponge slapmug. A creature of the night, the nocturnal sponge is seldom seen by people because they rest or sleep in the daytime. These creatures move around and feed mainly during the night and we seldom observe their activities.
Nocturnal sponges generally have highly developed senses of hearing and smell, and specially adapted eyesight. The nocturnal sponge has been known to 'hoard' belongings, as a way of marking out its territory. When seen out during the day time, they tend to move slowly but generally speaking are gentle and safe to approach.
Nocturnal sponges generally have highly developed senses of hearing and smell, and specially adapted eyesight. The nocturnal sponge has been known to 'hoard' belongings, as a way of marking out its territory. When seen out during the day time, they tend to move slowly but generally speaking are gentle and safe to approach.
by Oh so fine December 2, 2010
Get the Nocturnal Spongemug. When a man is playing a videogame with his friends leaves in the middle of a game or important part if the game such as a boss fight to go talk to a girlfriend.
"Dan is such a dry sponge because he left in the middle of a boss fight to go talk to his girlfriend on skype".
by Fearedstick13 July 1, 2017
Get the Dry spongemug. by ozgood69 June 15, 2009
Get the Cum Spongemug. A squishy absorbant piece of material that is inserted into the hatchet wound before doing the wild thing for the purpose of soaking up man milk thus preventing little rug rats from being born 9 months later.
by PeeBee February 26, 2004
Get the love spongemug. by big daddy v August 4, 2007
Get the sponge bobmug.