Fun Sponge

A Fun Sponge is when a person or yourself sucks all the fun out of a certain situation.

Oh shut up. Stop being a fun sponge.

by Scoodle948 August 6, 2011

sponge slap

the process of urianting or ejaculating onto a sponge or sponge product and then slapping your partner in the face with it

ryan found a sponge and then sponge slapped ryan

by luvs2sploooge December 5, 2009

Dry sponge

When a man is playing a videogame with his friends leaves in the middle of a game or important part if the game such as a boss fight to go talk to a girlfriend.

"Dan is such a dry sponge because he left in the middle of a boss fight to go talk to his girlfriend on skype".

by Fearedstick13 July 1, 2017

salamander sponge

a moistened or wet piece of toilet paper or tissue that is used to soothe the butt hole after dropping a burning painful duece.

I just took the biggest crap I ever took. My asshole is burning so bad, I need a salamander sponge.

by j7fk13 September 24, 2011

Cum Sponge

A bitch that will dowse herself in a mans goo.

She licked it all up . That bitch is A cum sponge !

by ozgood69 June 15, 2009

love sponge

A squishy absorbant piece of material that is inserted into the hatchet wound before doing the wild thing for the purpose of soaking up man milk thus preventing little rug rats from being born 9 months later.

And afterwards she can use it to do the dishes!

by PeeBee February 26, 2004

sponge bob

to give someone head

Yesterday this girl name Shaniqua gave me that sponge bob

by big daddy v August 4, 2007