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Spanish Inquisition 

A term in Texas Hold Em' poker that refers to holding pocket 3's. The basis is that they aren't the lowest pockets, but are close enough that high betting with a 3 in the common cards will lead no one to believe you have trips. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
<Player 1> "Flush, Ace high!"
<Player 2> "Full house, 3's full of Jacks"
<Player 1> "Damn, I didn't think you had pocket 3's"
<Player 2> "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

Spanish toe 

"dude that Mexican has a Spanish toe"
"I know"
Spanish toe by Elona+rossum November 27, 2012

Spanish Wheelbarrow 

When you go home with a fat Spanish girl and you have to put her legs on your shoulders in a heaving motion.
So last night Paul and Monica went back to her apartment for the night after a riveting Tinder Date.

Monica: "Hey Paul, ever done the Spanish Wheelbarrow?"

Paul: "You know I can't do that again, I haven't got the chest muscles for it!"

Monica: sighs.

Spanish Grasshopper 

A happy Grasshopper example scream the word out the window ! Spanish Grasshopper!
The Spanish Grasshopper was sleeping in the tunnel .

Spanish Frog

Spanish frog the guy in you class who is a complete retard and has little to no mates and watches granny porn the fucking weirdo
Holy shit the Spanish frog is such a fucking retard

Spanish Cantaloupe

an SSW
im a Spanish Cantaloupe ✨hehehehe✨